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    WHO KEEPS PASSOVER?
    WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FOOD?
    WE WILL WATCH OTHERS EAT OR CAN WE TAKE OUR MATZA SANDWICH INSIDE?

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    [IMG]doh[/IMG]

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    Is ecstasy kosher?
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    sure is

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    That is not funny at all man, hope you take that shit down.

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    are vaginal secretions kosher? do i have to stuff a hebrew national down my pants to get head from a jewish chick? or do jewish people not go downtown?

    i've always wondered this...

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    Jewish chicks all give head, usually fairly well. unless you're talking Orthodox or Hassidic, in which case I don't know. Regular Jew broads though generally suck a mean cock. It's their concession for holding out other things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NiceArthur32 View Post
    are vaginal secretions kosher? do i have to stuff a hebrew national down my pants to get head from a jewish chick? or do jewish people not go downtown?

    i've always wondered this...
    Your shit is probably so small that you would have better chances with a hebrew national in your pants. Make sure you get the polish style!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2integrate View Post
    Your shit is probably so small that you would have better chances with a hebrew national in your pants. Make sure you get the polish style!
    youre right...

    i'm gonna go cry and masturbate....


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    Jews aren't allowed at Coachella
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    alias.

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    But who though

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    uhh i will be there. so i guess that makes it 1 so far
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2integrate View Post
    WHO KEEPS PASSOVER?
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    WE WILL WATCH OTHERS EAT OR CAN WE TAKE OUR MATZA SANDWICH INSIDE?
    Wait but dont you have to be in church on saturday and friday evening?

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    worst thread ever

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    seriously.

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    But who though
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    HOW MANY JEWS?


    So far, one too many.
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    Is it funny when you have to question if the dude is serious or not?

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    jews don't do outdoors, they don't do the sun, and they don't do anything that requires $3 for a bottle of water
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    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    jews don't do outdoors, they don't do the sun, and they don't do anything that requires $3 for a bottle of water
    $2 dont give gv any ideas, $2 water is just fine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    jews don't do outdoors, they don't do the sun, and they don't do anything that requires $3 for a bottle of water
    Uh, this post has to be the dumbest one yet.

    First Jews DO outdoors! We were stuck in the desert for 40 years following some dude looking for our promised land. Coachella is this Jews promised land. Sure, it's not dripping with milk and honey, more like weed and Heineken, but it'll do and I'm not picky.

    Jews DO the sun! Hello!?!?!?!?!?! From Egypt to Israel is no picnic, man. A hell-of-a-lot of sun out there!

    Jews DO NOT pay $3 a bottle! There you have me, good sir. We Jews do not pay $3 for water. We collect 10 empties and RECYCLE for free and get one in return! If you look at the Jewish political agenda you will see that the Jewish community as a whole are big advocates for recycling and reversing global warming.

    So, in summation...you're a fucktard.

    See you all at Coachella my Hebrew Brothers.

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    Keep any real Jews out--only forced non-practicing Jews like me. They'll just bribe their way into getting the main stage made into the official Jewish Stage even though most of the Germans are playing the Sahara.
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    did I just get called a fucktard?
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    i believe you did...

    and you were also given a 12 year old girl, "Hello!?"

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    what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    did I just get called a fucktard?
    hahaha, im still wondering when the jewish community decided it would be great to make attacks on this message board. Either go to coachella or dont. Same weekend every year get over it
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    I played a jew flute this morning...
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