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  • Duffy wins

    9 26.47%
  • Uffie wins

    17 50.00%
  • we all win, no matter which is fatally injured

    8 23.53%
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Thread: Duffy vs Uffie

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    Default Duffy vs Uffie

    Duffy and Uffie have a fight to the death with pool cues, who wins ?

    1 Duffy

    2 Uffie

    3 We all win, no matter what the outcome


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    Default Re: Duffy vs Uffie

    Uffie - Her vagina will suck in the pool cue, then on its own (with the penis like clit as the fulcrum) will beat Duffy to death, then suck in her lifeless carcass.

    That's how i see it going down.
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    WHAT THE FUCK!?! DUFF HAS A HEARING AID?!?!

    I dwon know wha you talki abou, i only make mowies and don sig
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    Uffie's from the streets.
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    Default Re: Duffy vs Uffie

    Watch out for Uff's patented move... she'll get low, then do the toostie roll.

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    Uffie...she's ready to fuck/suck/cluck....whatever
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    I wish I could pull off wearing so much eyeliner. My eyes just get all droppy-looking.
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