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    Homecoming was saturday night and today in class my teacher called me over and said i need to talk to you after class. I came up to his desk and he said "Mr. Yeazel(the dean of discipline) and Ms. Francis(some old lady) saw you dancing at homecoming and told me to make sure you were aware that what you did was not acceptable. If you try to do that again you will not be allowed back to another dance at this school."

    After this he continued saying things such as i was the dirtiest dancer he saw at homecoming, and used words such as "inhumane" "absolutely terrifying" and "from a parent's perspective, downright disrespectful of the human body" to describe the dancing displayed. The funniest part of the whole thing is when the dance was over, my date kept going on about how all the other girls were such sluts.

    I will show you pictures of before the dance sometime later. Sadly no pictures of me dancing were taken. Also after they broke me up at the dance with the girl i started some tektonic dansing by myself, and the teachers took me to the back and i took some alcohol test with some strip on the tongue. Luckily i did not drink before, cause there was like 3 cop cars there and i wanted none of that business.


    Moral of the story-never break out your moves at a catholic schools homecoming.

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    moral of the story: never send your child to a catholic school.
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    i remember the first time i saw kids dancing like that. it was at band camp. not a pretty sight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allyjoy View Post
    moral of the story: never send your child to a catholic school.
    So i will never get to see your future daughter in a cathloc school girl outfit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinken View Post
    So i will never get to see your future daughter in a cathloc school girl outfit.
    I'm never having a girl... and you are hereby banned from knowing if I ever have children. Your name is now Chester.
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    the only cocks I suck belong to black women.
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    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"

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    Quote Originally Posted by allyjoy View Post
    I'm never having a girl... and you are hereby banned from knowing if I ever have children. Your name is now Chester.
    I just have to make up for the fact I never saw you in one
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    maybe next halloween
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    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"

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    we don't have uniforms at our school. slight dress code, but no uniforms.

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    Tektonik Killerzzzzz

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    What did the nuns say about your pube 'stache?

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    Thats just about right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allyjoy View Post
    maybe next halloween
    Why not this halloween?

    I conditionally revoke the comment about your future daughter.
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    I'm going as a retired nudist. (yes, I stole your costume)
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    We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    What did the nuns say about your pube 'stache?
    If only they knew...

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    Well after a few drinks you will come out of retirement.
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    hahahaha oh man. i don't miss catholic school at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cansei de ser sexme View Post
    Homecoming was saturday night and today in class my teacher called me over and said i need to talk to you after class. I came up to his desk and he said "Mr. Yeazel(the dean of discipline) and Ms. Francis(some old lady) saw you dancing at homecoming and told me to make sure you were aware that what you did was not acceptable. If you try to do that again you will not be allowed back to another dance at this school."

    After this he continued saying things such as i was the dirtiest dancer he saw at homecoming, and used words such as "inhumane" "absolutely terrifying" and "from a parent's perspective, downright disrespectful of the human body" to describe the dancing displayed. The funniest part of the whole thing is when the dance was over, my date kept going on about how all the other girls were such sluts.

    I will show you pictures of before the dance sometime later. Sadly no pictures of me dancing were taken. Also after they broke me up at the dance with the girl i started some tektonic dansing by myself, and the teachers took me to the back and i took some alcohol test with some strip on the tongue. Luckily i did not drink before, cause there was like 3 cop cars there and i wanted none of that business.


    Moral of the story-never break out your moves at a catholic schools homecoming.
    They want to fuck you.
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    There is also a very good chance they only saw me dancing with this chick because she was 6' and that + my height on the dance floor is downright insanity

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    If only i was that good...

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    you guys got me wanting to dance

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    don't dance, danse.

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    I just tried dancing like that. I'm seeing stars now.
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    it is so impossible. I am so bad. But nobody at my school knows it so i just look like a bad ass.

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    If i had been one of your teachers i would have cheered you on.
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    I am soooo gonna rock those moves at hard!!

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    have you tried them out yet? it takes a while for perfection. and when you try it out with masters surrounding you you look completely retarded.

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    cansei

    i just checked out that ewwtoob of you @ Coachella as the tallest guy in the crowd

    laughed my ass off
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