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    Default This is my goodbye....

    ...you'll all be better off without me.

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    ok.
    "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"

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    good riddance
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    lol
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    indie poseurs

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    are you offing yourself?
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    jeez, emo kids!
    Don't worry, it's ok, we hate your parents just as much as you.
    Who said emo's don't have choices???
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    If I was him, I would have done it a long time ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    If I was him, I would have done it a long time ago.
    Please tell me you and your cheap suits are going to leave also. Please, please, please.
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    Man, the Beatles were overrated like gravity is overrated. ......... Say what you want, but statements like "the Beatles were overrated" make me much less likely to listen to anything you say afterward.

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    So long, farewell, au revoir, auf Wiedersehen!
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    I will now attempt to scratch "taps" in honor of marooko's departure...
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkO View Post
    Please tell me you and your cheap suits are going to leave also. Please, please, please.
    My suit is not cheap, dork. Dolce. Get fucked. I'm not taking fashion criticism from the guy with the Bert avatar.
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    and I'm sure as fuck not going to say please don't go
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    My suit is not cheap, dork. Dolce. Get fucked. I'm not taking fashion criticism from the guy with the Bert avatar.
    You look like a junior asst Mgr at Walmart.
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    Man, the Beatles were overrated like gravity is overrated. ......... Say what you want, but statements like "the Beatles were overrated" make me much less likely to listen to anything you say afterward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkO View Post
    You look like a junior asst Mgr at Walmart.
    This is funny on so many levels.

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    so wait a second
    was this dude bumping himself off the board, or off the mortal coil?
    either way, as usual /b/ says

    DO IT
    DO IT
    DO IT

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    i really can't decide whether to laugh at all this or not
    nice weather! for ducks..

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    Disclosure - October 12 - Reno, NV.
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    Quote Originally Posted by frozen pilgrim View Post
    so wait a second
    was this dude bumping himself off the board, or off the mortal coil?
    either way, as usual /b/ says

    DO IT
    DO IT
    DO IT
    I frequently wonder how many people on here also poke around on /b/. I'm pretty sure J~$$$ does, because I've seen a lot of the pics he posts on there.
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    now you guys are really pissing me off. especiall you walrus fucker

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    Apparently, this is what he spent his time doing while waiting to bleed out...

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    Secretly it is. Do the points now double
    Ron, you're the man. You going to Coachella this year? I would really like to say hello to you.
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    Ron=awesome.
    you going or what?
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    What needs to change , Ron? Seriously you're in the top 3 of people I want to meet from the board.
    Passive? About the ride, you just blowing me off or what?
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    That's awesome, Erik.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    My suit is not cheap, dork. Dolce. Get fucked. I'm not taking fashion criticism from the guy with the Bert avatar.
    Bert>Ernie
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    I hate these farewell threads but I really liked Marooko...he was a genuinely nice guy!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Bert>Ernie
    Agreed. Maybe, i dunno, I barely remember.

    MarkO, let's see your dresswear. I had a Dolce suit, Bruno Maglis, and perfectly respectable accessories. I'm also 24, live completely on my own, and haven't had steady work for over a year.

    Oh, and I looked great. Talk as much shit as you want, Green Day boy, but I flirted with like crazy the whole time. I'm sorry that you're ugly and you can't do anything about it (I'm assuming you are, just 'cause you seem like it) but that's no reason to make completely inaccurate attacks on my wardrobe just because my webcam is horrble.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Agreed. Maybe, i dunno, I barely remember.

    MarkO, let's see your dresswear. I had a Dolce suit, Bruno Maglis, and perfectly respectable accessories. I'm also 24, live completely on my own, and haven't had steady work for over a year.

    Oh, and I looked great. Talk as much shit as you want, Green Day boy, but I flirted with like crazy the whole time. I'm sorry that you're ugly and you can't do anything about it (I'm assuming you are, just 'cause you seem like it) but that's no reason to make completely inaccurate attacks on my wardrobe just because my webcam is horrble.

    So your expensive clothes give you status? Give me a fucking break. You could be the poster child of American consumer culture. They've convinced you that if you waste your money on "luxury" goods that you will gain more respect from yourself and those around you. Wake up. Man makes the clothes, clothes don't make the man.
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    And Marooko, do this world a favor and please kill yourself. Write your mom a note and then pull the fucking trigger.
    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    I'm still waiting for Jack White to finally admit that he invented the guitar.

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    hey greg, how about you come suck my dick while i do it.that way i can blow both our brains out at the same time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    I hate these farewell threads but I really liked Marooko...he was a genuinely nice guy!!!
    I like the 'koo too. Maybe he was just moody last night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    hey greg, how about you come suck my dick while i do it.that way i can blow both our brains out at the same time.
    Hey dude don't get pissy, it's your thread. You're the indie bonehead that wanted people to think you're sad, emotional, and about to kill yourself, which you should still do.

    And if you want a man to suck your dick, go check out craigslist, you stinky cunt.
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    I'm still waiting for Jack White to finally admit that he invented the guitar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Agreed. Maybe, i dunno, I barely remember.

    MarkO, let's see your dresswear. I had a Dolce suit, Bruno Maglis, and perfectly respectable accessories. I'm also 24, live completely on my own, and haven't had steady work for over a year.

    Oh, and I looked great. Talk as much shit as you want, Green Day boy, but I flirted with like crazy the whole time. I'm sorry that you're ugly and you can't do anything about it (I'm assuming you are, just 'cause you seem like it) but that's no reason to make completely inaccurate attacks on my wardrobe just because my webcam is horrble.
    Where'd you get that Dolce suit, Randy? There's a guy I see everyday at the intersection near the freeway off-ramp and I'd like to kickstart his ego and boost his confidence level with one...just like yours has done for you.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    hey greg, how about you come suck my dick while i do it.that way i can blow both our brains out at the same time.
    This was a great comeback, but it's obvious that you've been exposed to too many LGM posts too, huh?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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