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  1. 02-20-2008, 06:53 AM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I kinda wish I were Guedita but then I couldn't keep my hands off myself long enough to type anything.
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    Happy Birthday!!
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    happy birthday captain!!!
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    HAPPY BDAY CAPTN'
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    It's Pisces, right?
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    Happy Birthday.

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    Last edited by TomAz; 02-20-2008 at 07:18 AM.
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    Default Re: Wish captncrzy a happy birthday, bitches!

    happy birthday cap'n.
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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  10. 02-20-2008, 07:36 AM #10
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    LOL thanks guys.
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    Happy Birthday, Jennifer!


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    go fuck yourself amy
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    Spoiler: she gets a new strain of VD, rendering her hands arthritic so we're no longer subjected to her incessant boring blather.

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    Sapo verde, west-sider!
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    Phoenix the band?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drewski27 View Post
    i think i would rather suck AIDZ out of gary colemans nutt.
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  14. 02-20-2008, 08:40 AM #14
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    [QUOTE=amyzzz;473428]Happy Birthday, Jennifer!


    OMG that's a Southwest Airlines dolly....I'll get fired for being associated with it.

    Also...my favorite band is almost as old as I am.

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    Flock of Seagulls?
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    I kinda wish I were Guedita but then I couldn't keep my hands off myself long enough to type anything.
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    Default Re: Wish captncrzy a happy birthday, bitches!

    Happy birthday!
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    This is the best year we've ever had. We have 10 Top 100 DJs from the impressive and world famous DJ Mag, we've got an all new light show, and we not only get Swedish House Mafia but, Sebastian Ingrosso as well. Nobody else has that.
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    Happy Birthday Jen, here is your present. TONIGHT BABY!! TONIGHT!!







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    Thats Depeche Mode dude.
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    Holy crap, Dave looks young there. He looks like the Simple Minds singer or something.
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    go fuck yourself amy
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    Incidentally, I was just in the middle of writing my own erotic fiction ABOUT Amyzzz.

    Spoiler: she gets a new strain of VD, rendering her hands arthritic so we're no longer subjected to her incessant boring blather.

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    Feliz Cumpleanos Jen!
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    Supre doesnt know since he's usually in the bathroom going away at the glory hole.Noms Nom nom noms oooooo i'm taking a picture of that beast....****snap*** back to yum yums nom nom noms
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    Happy birthday, Cap'n.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    Thats Depeche Mode dude.
    Yeah, I know. You think I wouldn't know? I was making fun of Dave's haircut, which looks Flock of Seagulls-ish. But now that I've had to explain it, it's lost whatever modicum of funny it had. Thanks for ruining everything, supre.
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    Jen will hate my post more.... Kobe ftw
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  23. 02-20-2008, 11:40 AM #23
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    We'll argue about it more tonight after the Suns win.


    Also, that appears to be an offensive foul Kobe's committing there. Of course, he wouldn't get called for it because the Lakers pay off the refs. And Nash is too much of a sportsman to complain.
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    Psssh, we'll see about that ''win'' you are talking about. We gonna stop the diesel!!!!
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    mmhmmm...I'll see you up in here after the game tonight.
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    Good times..

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    happy birfday!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?
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