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    How likely is it to get some P in Va-G? How many people at Coachella are DTF? If you've had good experiences in the past please share.

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    i once brought a guy into my tent and we started making out, even though we had literally met 30 seconds prior. i could tell he was totally into me, and i thought he was pretty cute. i got into my sleeping bag and yeah...

    then i snapped his fucking cock. broke that fucker, and he ran off in tears, while half the camp woke up and starting throwing pots and pans, shoes, cups, cds, and whatever else they could use as a weapon for that sorry motherfucker
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    so thats the reason of the helicopters in the camp site last years...
    damn!

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    Best thread ever.

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    anyone else brave enough to dare enter my humble abode (REI reinforced rainproof personal model, army green) for a night of pleasure and tantalizing s&m after the lights go low in the polo fields?
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    my hand is up
    I'm a loner Dottie, a rebel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychoc&ndy View Post
    i once brought a guy into my tent and we started making out, even though we had literally met 30 seconds prior. i could tell he was totally into me, and i thought he was pretty cute. i got into my sleeping bag and yeah...

    then i snapped his fucking cock. broke that fucker, and he ran off in tears, while half the camp woke up and starting throwing pots and pans, shoes, cups, cds, and whatever else they could use as a weapon for that sorry motherfucker
    Jesus...was that entirely necessary?
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    Quote Originally Posted by summerkid View Post
    Jesus...was that entirely necessary?
    It totally was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychoc&ndy View Post
    i once brought a guy into my tent and we started making out, even though we had literally met 30 seconds prior. i could tell he was totally into me, and i thought he was pretty cute. i got into my sleeping bag and yeah...

    then i snapped his fucking cock. broke that fucker, and he ran off in tears, while half the camp woke up and starting throwing pots and pans, shoes, cups, cds, and whatever else they could use as a weapon for that sorry motherfucker
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    Quote Originally Posted by psychoc&ndy View Post
    i once brought a guy into my tent and we started making out, even though we had literally met 30 seconds prior. i could tell he was totally into me, and i thought he was pretty cute. i got into my sleeping bag and yeah...

    then i snapped his fucking cock. broke that fucker, and he ran off in tears, while half the camp woke up and starting throwing pots and pans, shoes, cups, cds, and whatever else they could use as a weapon for that sorry motherfucker
    that sounds a little scary....
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    Has FOI not seen this thread?

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    I'm sure she's busy reading all the FOI related threads...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Why do we have these threads every year.

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    at this point look at it as a probable tradition
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    Quote Originally Posted by bballarl View Post
    Why do we have these threads every year.
    SEX sells... And keeps us occupied until Coachella arrives...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    ME Never had sex with someone i did not previously have a relationship with at coachella so no personal sex stories(most people have sex at coachella who go with husband/wife or boyfriend/girlfriend)... I did walk by some folks fucking outside their tent and it was not amusing at all they were gross people so please i ask you fuck in your tent...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoToneTronBone View Post
    How likely is it to get some P in Va-G? How many people at Coachella are DTF? If you've had good experiences in the past please share.
    Just make a run to TJ buddy.

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    jesus it must be hard for a lot of you dudes to get respectable female company

    you dudes refers to OP and the thirty other similar OPs from similar threads
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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    SEX sells... And keeps us occupied until Coachella arrives...
    good looking sex sells. At least for those of us with an hint of standards.

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    standards?

    whats that again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    standards?

    whats that again?
    I think we can all agree that some people are best not thought about in a sexual manner. Example: Michael Moore

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    depends if you like fat dudes or not

    some ladies (also guys) are chubby chasers

    besides maybe some people are totally not into looks and are solely into personality--like girls that would have sex with karl marx.
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    monsoon, you strike me as someone that would be (if he is not already) a "*** stag"
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    Meh. I digress. Whatever floats your boat or makes you happy, go for it.

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    okay please describe what a *** stag entails

    I need to know this term
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    Quote Originally Posted by MonsoonSeason View Post
    okay please describe what a *** stag entails

    I need to know this term
    Like a "*** hag" but as a guy. It means you hang out with gay guys even though you're not gay yourself.

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    ehh, have you ever heard the term *** hag? exact same thing, only the male equivalent
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    yeah but *** hags just hang around with gay guys because they're secretly in love with them and hope to one day turn them straight and get married to them and have kisses with them

    I don't want to do any of those things
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    Quote Originally Posted by MonsoonSeason View Post
    yeah but *** hags just hang around with gay guys because they're secretly in love with them and hope to one day turn them straight and get married to them and have kisses with them
    Bullshit. We hang out with gay guys because we're hoping they'll forget we're around and have hot gay sex in front of us.

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    dammit chia I don't want that either!

    it's always so awkward!
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