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    Daft Punky Junkie BROKENDOLL's Avatar
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    Default Re: WISH J-$$$ a happy birthday bitches

    Was that a script for a Cross Country situation comedy or evidence of the type of friendship you all share? Classic and funny...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Default Re: WISH J-$$$ a happy birthday bitches

    It was schtick. I get no respect. Homina homina homina. Nyuk nyuk nyuk. et al.

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    that was all real....that text messages are funny this is how they went

    foi: you keep calling while im fast asleep :/ whats up

    jen on my phone: who is texting my man this message

    foi: just an old friend from california. who is this?

    jen on my phone: jen im ronnie's significant other, i've been looking for him since yesterday morning. He left his phone at my house

    hoo: Ronnie I don't know where the fuck you are but you need to get over
    here. Jake is asking for you and its your week to take him. Also, Hector came by and said you gave him crabs. I thought you said last time you saw him was last year? Whatever call me

    jen on my phone: who are you jennie hoo, but ronnie doesn't have anything. anyways have him call jen

    gabe: MOTHERFUCKER I just got a call from both of my sisters in 20 minutes saying u gave em the clap. Better dont catch your skinny ass round my turf

    jen on my phone: i dont know who you are but if one of your sisters is that girl that went to middle school with Ronnie tell her to watch out.

    Some phone number I don't have in my phone in Orlando: Dude the results came back postive, call me

    jen on my phone: You guys are cute, Ronnie sure does have some fucked up friends

    Diamond Dolls Strip Club: Stop by for Diamond Dolls MOnday nite party -$100 bottles of Absolut and shot specials all nite long, and of course all of our babe! Peply STOP to opt out
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Default Re: WISH J-$$$ a happy birthday bitches

    you just won the INTERNET.

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    Default Re: WISH J-$$$ a happy birthday bitches

    That's the funniest shit I have ever read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenniehoo View Post
    Step 1: Find the trick that has your phone.
    Step 2: Spend two to three hours convincing her that you're not gay and that you don't have VD.
    Step 3: Pay for her to get tested, because she won't believe you.
    Step 4: Kill Gabe and I.
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Default Re: WISH J-$$$ a happy birthday bitches

    is that chris with wheels
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Default Re: WISH J-$$$ a happy birthday bitches

    The unknown number was a friend of mine. I don't know about the Diamond Dolls, though. I'd guess that one was pretty much all you.

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    Default Re: WISH J-$$$ a happy birthday bitches

    the good strip clubs send out texts when they have specials
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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