How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

[Blinken]

Apparently i can beat down 24 of the little bastards.

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

How many can you take on???

[J~$$$]

Bullshit! its suppose to say I could take 31 of the little cocksuckers, but I know I could take at least 50.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

this was some funny stuff...25 for me...

[thestripe]

I could take 26.

[clarky123]

Apparently i can beat down 24 of the little bastards.

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

How many can you take on???

18, my moral compass always lets me down.

[J~$$$]

What if they are out to kill you though?

[Tylerdurden31]

22...i think i just might use one as a weapon if necessary

[Blinken]

I would defiently use one as a weapon, grab the bastard by the ankles and start swinging as hard as you can.

[J~$$$]

I would use the kid as a shield.

[Blinken]

I would use the kid as a shield.

very good idea.

[thestripe]

As a shield? What are you playing defense? The only way to take out these bastards is a good offense. I am all for using a kid as a weapon.

[thinnerair]

You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.

I feel like such a man!

[TomAz]

this is the best the board can do today, huh?












20.

[Hannahrain]

I got 22 with honest answers and 39 with toughguy ones. I have a feeling that being chased by a swarm of bees from stepping on a nest once weighed in a lot. Fuck swarms.

[MassiveChemicalPunk]

29 brats

[rage patton]

22 for me.

[J~$$$]

As a shield? What are you playing defense? The only way to take out these bastards is a good offense. I am all for using a kid as a weapon.

They are going to becoming at you from all directions you are going to need some blockers. Swinging a five year old around by the ankles is going to take a lot out of you. Thats like swinging a a 40 pound sack of potatoes. your going to get tired and dizzy fairly quickly.

Edit: Im with Hannah fuck a swarm.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

They are going to becoming at you from all directions you are going to need some blockers. Swinging a five year old around by the ankles is going to take a lot out of you. Thats like swinging a a 40 pound sack of potatoes. your going to get tired and dizzy fairly quickly.

[Blinken]

A good strategy would be to just knee them in the face.

[paulb]

22, should be fun.

[bmack86]

Only 21. It's my stubby arms.

[marooko]

29. if its me or them, pile drivers all the way bitches.

[thelastgreatman]

30. I refuse to believe that J can take even one more five year old than me. I say we put this to the test at Coachella when all the mommies and kids are there for JJ.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

30. I refuse to believe that J can take even one more five year old than me. I say we put this to the test at Coachella when all the mommies and kids are there for JJ.

just make sure it happens while JJ is on so I have something to watch...

[full on idle]

15

I'd only use them as a shield or a weapon if they attacked me first. And I haven't any experience with swarms.

[thelastgreatman]

I've had experience with swarms of horny chicks.


Some of them were five year olds, so DOUBLE exp.

[Blinken]

I've had experience with swarms of horny chicks.


Some of them were five year olds, so DOUBLE exp.

So had a swarm of horny five year olds attacking you . . . kinda creepy

[full on idle]

[thestripe]

I've had experience with swarms of horny chicks.


Some of them were five year olds, so DOUBLE exp.

Having the avatar of Supre makes this post extra creepy.

[full on idle]

That's kind of what I was saying, The.