Thread: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

1. How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

Apparently i can beat down 24 of the little bastards.

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

How many can you take on???

2. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

Bullshit! its suppose to say I could take 31 of the little cocksuckers, but I know I could take at least 50.

3. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

this was some funny stuff...25 for me...

4. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

I could take 26.

5. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

Apparently i can beat down 24 of the little bastards.

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

How many can you take on???
18, my moral compass always lets me down.

6. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

What if they are out to kill you though?

7. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

22...i think i just might use one as a weapon if necessary

8. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

I would defiently use one as a weapon, grab the bastard by the ankles and start swinging as hard as you can.

9. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

I would use the kid as a shield.

10. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

Originally Posted by J~\$\$\$
I would use the kid as a shield.
very good idea.

11. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

As a shield? What are you playing defense? The only way to take out these bastards is a good offense. I am all for using a kid as a weapon.

12. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.

I feel like such a man!

13. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

this is the best the board can do today, huh?

20.

14. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

I got 22 with honest answers and 39 with toughguy ones. I have a feeling that being chased by a swarm of bees from stepping on a nest once weighed in a lot. Fuck swarms.

29 brats

22 for me.

17. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

Originally Posted by thestripe
As a shield? What are you playing defense? The only way to take out these bastards is a good offense. I am all for using a kid as a weapon.
They are going to becoming at you from all directions you are going to need some blockers. Swinging a five year old around by the ankles is going to take a lot out of you. Thats like swinging a a 40 pound sack of potatoes. your going to get tired and dizzy fairly quickly.

Edit: Im with Hannah fuck a swarm.

18. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

Originally Posted by J~\$\$\$
They are going to becoming at you from all directions you are going to need some blockers. Swinging a five year old around by the ankles is going to take a lot out of you. Thats like swinging a a 40 pound sack of potatoes. your going to get tired and dizzy fairly quickly.

19. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

A good strategy would be to just knee them in the face.

20. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

22, should be fun.

21. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

Only 21. It's my stubby arms.

22. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

29. if its me or them, pile drivers all the way bitches.

23. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

30. I refuse to believe that J can take even one more five year old than me. I say we put this to the test at Coachella when all the mommies and kids are there for JJ.

24. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman
30. I refuse to believe that J can take even one more five year old than me. I say we put this to the test at Coachella when all the mommies and kids are there for JJ.
just make sure it happens while JJ is on so I have something to watch...

25. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

15

I'd only use them as a shield or a weapon if they attacked me first. And I haven't any experience with swarms.

26. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

I've had experience with swarms of horny chicks.

Some of them were five year olds, so DOUBLE exp.

27. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman
I've had experience with swarms of horny chicks.

Some of them were five year olds, so DOUBLE exp.
So had a swarm of horny five year olds attacking you . . . kinda creepy

29. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman
I've had experience with swarms of horny chicks.

Some of them were five year olds, so DOUBLE exp.

Having the avatar of Supre makes this post extra creepy.

30. Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

That's kind of what I was saying, The.