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    Default How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

    Apparently i can beat down 24 of the little bastards.

    http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

    How many can you take on???
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    Bullshit! its suppose to say I could take 31 of the little cocksuckers, but I know I could take at least 50.

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    this was some funny stuff...25 for me...
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    I could take 26.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinken View Post
    Apparently i can beat down 24 of the little bastards.

    http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

    How many can you take on???
    18, my moral compass always lets me down.

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    Default Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

    What if they are out to kill you though?

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    Default Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

    22...i think i just might use one as a weapon if necessary

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    I would defiently use one as a weapon, grab the bastard by the ankles and start swinging as hard as you can.
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    Default Re: How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight

    I would use the kid as a shield.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    I would use the kid as a shield.
    very good idea.
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    As a shield? What are you playing defense? The only way to take out these bastards is a good offense. I am all for using a kid as a weapon.

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    You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.

    I feel like such a man!

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    this is the best the board can do today, huh?












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    I got 22 with honest answers and 39 with toughguy ones. I have a feeling that being chased by a swarm of bees from stepping on a nest once weighed in a lot. Fuck swarms.

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    29 brats
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    22 for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thestripe View Post
    As a shield? What are you playing defense? The only way to take out these bastards is a good offense. I am all for using a kid as a weapon.
    They are going to becoming at you from all directions you are going to need some blockers. Swinging a five year old around by the ankles is going to take a lot out of you. Thats like swinging a a 40 pound sack of potatoes. your going to get tired and dizzy fairly quickly.

    Edit: Im with Hannah fuck a swarm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    They are going to becoming at you from all directions you are going to need some blockers. Swinging a five year old around by the ankles is going to take a lot out of you. Thats like swinging a a 40 pound sack of potatoes. your going to get tired and dizzy fairly quickly.
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    A good strategy would be to just knee them in the face.
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    22, should be fun.
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    Only 21. It's my stubby arms.
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    29. if its me or them, pile drivers all the way bitches.

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    30. I refuse to believe that J can take even one more five year old than me. I say we put this to the test at Coachella when all the mommies and kids are there for JJ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    30. I refuse to believe that J can take even one more five year old than me. I say we put this to the test at Coachella when all the mommies and kids are there for JJ.
    just make sure it happens while JJ is on so I have something to watch...
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    15

    I'd only use them as a shield or a weapon if they attacked me first. And I haven't any experience with swarms.

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    I've had experience with swarms of horny chicks.


    Some of them were five year olds, so DOUBLE exp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    I've had experience with swarms of horny chicks.


    Some of them were five year olds, so DOUBLE exp.
    So had a swarm of horny five year olds attacking you . . . kinda creepy
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    I've had experience with swarms of horny chicks.


    Some of them were five year olds, so DOUBLE exp.

    Having the avatar of Supre makes this post extra creepy.

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    That's kind of what I was saying, The.

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