Strange things to wake up to @ Coachella

[BlackSteve0]

The strangest thing I woke up to was a few tents away...


*Muffled fart*
*Sniffing sound*
"Whoa, dude my balls smell like cheese"

[algunz]

Weird . . . I woke up to the same thing, and I wasn't even camping.

[Wheres the beef?]

TAKIIIRRRAAAA! I RUV TAKIRRA!

[Cdubby]

The strangest thing I woke up to was a few tents away...


*Muffled fart*
*Sniffing sound*
"Whoa, dude my balls smell like cheese"

im expecting to hear lots of farts staying on the camp grounds this year

[boarderwoozel3]

one of our neighbors passed out on top of the side of our tent

[gaypalmsprings]

Two Mexican women woke up by getting run over by a truck. Oh, the horror!

[Basskitten85]

Crazy ass Aussie's still drummingthere drums at 5 am.

Heard somone pissing on someone elses tent

and last but not least, the sweat puddling in your sleeping bag....

[Ill_Eagle]

Peanuts.

[el chango]

Some hippy telling another a recipe for "special brownies" and how he saw God coming out of the sea after eating them (too bad it wasn't really God, it was an old guy dressed in white who went for a swim).

[Boourns]

TAKIIIRRRAAAA! I RUV TAKIRRA!

That's great Engrish.

[Jewcifer]

Crazy ass Aussie's still drummingthere drums at 5 am.

Heard somone pissing on someone elses tent

and last but not least, the sweat puddling in your sleeping bag....

Damn those Aussie drummers. They will bang those bongos all effin night

[el chango]

Damn those Aussie drummers. They will bang those bongos all effin night

You don't need to be Aussie to bang bongos all night.... it's quite entertaining!

[laineinla]

at around 6 or 7 a.m. the Sunday of last year's Coachella, i was awakened by some lovely fellow SCREAMING at the top of his lungs, while running right past my tent:

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGE AGAINST THE MOTHER FUCKING MACHINE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

well, the statement in and of itself wasn't strange ... just weird waking up to it first thing when you're all groggy and thinking no one should have THAT much energy that early in the morning...

[waxybk]

I woke up on the patio area in 2006...laying on the cement.

Last year I woke up in the bathtub....can't recall how I got there.

[MonsoonSeason]

nothing. my tent was so humid it reminded me of indiana

[BlackSteve0]

at around 6 or 7 a.m. the Sunday of last year's Coachella, i was awakened by some lovely fellow SCREAMING at the top of his lungs, while running right past my tent:

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGE AGAINST THE MOTHER FUCKING MACHINE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

well, the statement in and of itself wasn't strange ... just weird waking up to it first thing when you're all groggy and thinking no one should have THAT much energy that early in the morning...

I think I remember this guy, but I was already up and drinking some JD and coke.

[kingdumb]

not so much strange but awesome, was i woke up to arcade fire doing hteir sound check!

SOOOO amazing!

[aen90]

a guy dressed liks capt. jack sparrow with pink fairy wings!!

[ri0tp00f]

Waking up to the sound of police in helicopters over loudspeakers "GO BACK TO YOUR TENTS OR YOU WILL ALL BE ARRESTED" at the campground last year

[vinylmartyr]

ugh

[Cpt. Funkaho]

In your case, vinyl, strange things to wake up to after Coachella...

[DaFunkyPrecedent]

Waking up to a group of Aussie's running through our camp ground who were being chased by riot police. RAGE!!!!!

My friend woke up in the JFK hospital <----too much acid.

[fasttrack]

Waking up to the sound of police in helicopters over loudspeakers "GO BACK TO YOUR TENTS OR YOU WILL ALL BE ARRESTED" at the campground last year

i still don't know how i slept through all of that.

[cooperb1]

ugh! ugh!

[Jakewc151]

Last year while staying at this rad house in Palm Desert I came home after rolling and drinking way to much. Proceeded to drink until 5 am and woke up right next to the pool with barely any clothes on.. Couple hours later a bunch of kids who were staying there who drove all the way from Iowa were laughing their asses off at how many pics they got of me passed out.. Still haven't seen those pics to this day, and hope to god i never do! haha I am sure many Iowans have seen them.. heh

[higgybaby23]

Did anyone else in the 07 campground wake up to the sound of really bad gospel music coming from inside the festival grounds on Sunday morning? If memory serves me correctly, I think it was followed by either some AC/DC or Skynrd. Strange, scary, annoying and hilarious all at once.

[Shogun]

Last year this incredibly drunk guy a few tents away from me started to loudly sing Joan Osbornes "What if god was one of us" while he was crawling into his tent for the night.

[comedeysal]

I just moved to Moreno Valley, which is like an hour away from Coachella (i think) & that's enough to make this Coachella related....

This morning I woke up to my neighbors arguing outside my window. I heard a light slapping sound, followed by:

Pregnant Neighbor: You know you ain't s'poze to slap my belly, dat shit hurtz!

Soulja Boy-influenced Neighbor: YAHHHHH!!!

he was serious too.

[RAINBOWS]

I woke up around 5 in the morning on Thursday night to some drunk guy running into several peoples tents while they were sleeping SCREAMING, "Do your parents know where you are!?!?!!? GO HOME!!!!!! THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!!!!! I'M TAKING YOU HOME NOW. GET THE FUCK OUT NOW, WE'RE GOING!!!!" I'm pretty sure he was pulling them out of their tents to get them to go..

It was pretty fucking hilarious.

A couple hours later when everyone is awake the guy goes back into the tents and apologizes. hahah

[Sonicifyouwantit]

waking up on fire. dont do it.