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  1. 01-28-2008, 03:22 PM #1
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    Default I called Paris Hilton a Bitch!!

    On Sunday of '07, as I was walking out of the food court (drunk & stoned), I saw this ditzy blonde in a green dress pass me by going to the food court. As she did, I pointed at her and told my g/f, "hey, it's that bitch, Paris Hilton!" She gave me this hollywood royal smirk and elevated her chin as her bouncer gave me a dirty look......good times.
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    Default Re: I called Paris Hilton a Bitch!!

    oh hell ya
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    Default Re: I called Paris Hilton a Bitch!!

    Why wouldn't she be in VIP though?
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  4. 01-28-2008, 03:43 PM #4
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    Default Re: I called Paris Hilton a Bitch!!

    She was...but I guess she ventured out with the masses at some point....plus I saw her on TMZ or some shit wearing that same dress that I saw her in confirming that it was her...,
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    Default Re: I called Paris Hilton a Bitch!!

    Quote Originally Posted by woogie846 View Post
    Why wouldn't she be in VIP though?
    maybe she wanted an artichoke?
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    Default Re: I called Paris Hilton a Bitch!!

    THE SPECIALS!!! )))))
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    Default Re: I called Paris Hilton a Bitch!!

    what a great story!!

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    Default Re: I called Paris Hilton a Bitch!!

    Did anyone NOT see Paris Hilton last year?
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    Default Re: I called Paris Hilton a Bitch!!

    I didnt think I saw her, but then I called this girl a bitch and she wiped her ass with a one hundred dollar bill and threw it at me.
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    Default Re: I called Paris Hilton a Bitch!!

    She looks like big bird in person....
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    Default Re: I called Paris Hilton a Bitch!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Luster View Post
    I didnt think I saw her, but then I called this girl a bitch and she wiped her ass with a one hundred dollar bill and threw it at me.
    nice did you buy anything with it?
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    Default Re: I called Paris Hilton a Bitch!!

    nope. blew coke w/ it the rest of weekend...
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    Default Re: I called Paris Hilton a Bitch!!

    I DONT BELIEVE U CALLED PARIS A BITCH .......But with the smiths as your pic.u can do whatever u want.
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    Default Re: I called Paris Hilton a Bitch!!

    Wow, I can die happy now.
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    Default Re: I called Paris Hilton a Bitch!!

    Verbally assaulting celebutards.

    Exciting.
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    Default Re: I called Paris Hilton a Bitch!!

    I didn't see her....and that's perfectly ok with me.
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    Default Re: I called Paris Hilton a Bitch!!

    I am actually very upset no one threw something at her.....I didn't know she was there until someone told me later...
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    Default Re: I called Paris Hilton a Bitch!!

    Smoking doobies with that bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by depechemodekraftwerk View Post
    I DONT BELIEVE U CALLED PARIS A BITCH .......But with the smiths as your pic.u can do whatever u want.
    What are u talking about??? ...you claim yourself a depeche devotee with that ridiculous avatar?? Besides, when I called her a bitch, I actually didn't mean to...it just came naturally as I was high and drunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCoachellaHellYeah View Post
    I am actually very upset no one threw something at her.....I didn't know she was there until someone told me later...
    People were throwing water bottles at her and other celebutards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MonsoonSeason View Post
    maybe she wanted an artichoke?
    Art shoudl totally choke her!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lediable76 View Post
    when I called her a bitch, I actually didn't mean to...it just came naturally as I was high and drunk.
    which is when the truth really comes out!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    which is when the truth really comes out!!!

    In RE: to being drunk and high...I couldn't have said it better myself.
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    Default Re: I called Paris Hilton a Bitch!!

    Quote Originally Posted by lediable76 View Post
    On Sunday of '07, as I was walking out of the food court (drunk & stoned), I saw this ditzy blonde in a green dress pass me by going to the food court. As she did, I pointed at her and told my g/f, "hey, it's that bitch, Paris Hilton!" She gave me this hollywood royal smirk and elevated her chin as her bouncer gave me a dirty look......good times.
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    Default Re: I called Paris Hilton a Bitch!!

    someone has a picture of her smoking a joint
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    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    Verbally assaulting celebutards.
    My new favorite word- CELEBUTARD!
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    ahcooooooo
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    Default Re: I called Paris Hilton a Bitch!!

    Good on the OP.

    I was amused on Sunday night at the end of the night when I was able to enter the trailer area behind VIP while she and that Spank Rock guy begged security to let her back there.

    Security's response? "She doesn't have the right credentials."

    I don't think they realized how right they were.
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    Default Re: I called Paris Hilton a Bitch!!

    I saw her this past weekend in Vegas. This big drunk dude started yelling things like "Paris hilton can suck my cock". Like he had tourettes or something. When she came out of the little gift shop she was in he yelled "Paris....GET A BOOB JOB" and rubbed his moobies(man boobies) and then tweaked his nipples. It was epic!
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    Default Re: I called Paris Hilton a Bitch!!

    I didnt see Paris Hilton...I only saw Danny Devito, and he was like 10ft away from me during Silversun Pickups, that was pretty cool... i didnt see any other celebs though, other than some famous peeps on the side of the stage during Sonic Youth and Johnny Knoxville during Willie Nelson.
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