View Poll Results: Who would win in a headliner deathmatch?

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  • jack johnson

    10 6.99%
  • portishead

    41 28.67%
  • roger waters

    47 32.87%
  • none... underwold will be added and will simply own everything.

    45 31.47%
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Thread: The Official Headliner Deathmatch Thread

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    Default The Official Headliner DEATHMATCH thread

    So, who would win in a violent, all-out fight to the death?
    Last edited by betao; 02-01-2008 at 06:36 AM.

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    Jizz Johnson doesn't fight
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    Default Re: The Official Headliner Deathmatch Thread

    also feel free to justify your answers

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    underworld.
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    Portishead - would not miss, although the Underworld answer made me giggle.

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    Default Re: The Official Headliner Deathmatch Thread

    awesome that there are no votes for jj yet.

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    hahaha JJ has 0 votes

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    Default Re: The Official Headliner Deathmatch Thread

    he has 1 now.

    still loosing.

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    maybe he will send the monkey to fight

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    Default Re: The Official Headliner Deathmatch Thread

    Kraftwerk is gonna have the crowd rocking a big huge dance fest and everyone will be happy and enjoying it!!! If you only knew...

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    Default Re: The Official Headliner Deathmatch Thread

    Jack Johnson's monkey is not a fighter monkey, it's sole purpose is to help him put on his sandals and beads in the morning.

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    Underworld shall be added and if not i am still happy cause i am seeing them at roundhouse in london! fucking frequent flyer miles have finally added up and got me a week stay in LawNDawN...

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    how come on underworld's myspace they don't have anything scheduled for the month of april?
    their normal site dates stop at march.

    im curious.
    ya fuckass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Wyndham View Post
    how come on underworld's myspace they don't have anything scheduled for the month of april?
    their normal site dates stop at march.

    im curious.
    I remember listening to a promo interview of Underworld and Darren Price says he hates to travel and enjoys boogie-music (chic, beegees, etc) more than electronic, so much that he gets bored doing IDM/dance music tours so i figure its just laziness/he wants to enjoy himself.

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    yeah and they just played in the us in September.
    ya fuckass.

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    Default Re: The Official Headliner Deathmatch Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by hypervera View Post
    maybe he will send the monkey to fight
    HAHAHA! Oh that shitty Jack Johnson...

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    underworld had my vote...they will be added, play "Pearls Girl", and jack johnson will simply melt from the awesomeness.

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    I voted for Jack....because I feel like since there is all this bashing of him, he will come out of nowhere and fight dirty.

    With that said, I still hate Jack Johnson.
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    Portishead, unless Waters shows up with the Floyd...
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    Default Re: The Official Headliner Deathmatch Thread

    Wait are we voting based on a deathmatch....or the talents of the artists...

    I am voting based on deathmatch skills...do I need to stop thinking so violently???
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    Default Re: The Official Headliner Deathmatch Thread

    no, this is a violent thread. you're going in the right direction.

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    Default Re: The Official Headliner Deathmatch Thread

    oh yes!

    Bring on the destruction!
    Without music life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

    Your thermos would fit nice in my lunchbox....

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    Roger Waters, because I saw his decrepit green ass tear it up in that new Star Wars movie. Dude he was doing backflips and shit. But I guess later he went and hid out in that swamp for another hundred years, but I bet he was just sitting there and getting PISSED!

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    Awesome, the winner of the death match is someone who is not even going to be there! ROFLMAO

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    seriously. that is just how awesome underworld is.

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    Roger Waters will destroy them all...look what he did to Pink Floyd.

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    Roger Waters wins on sheer number of people in the band. Opponents could be blinded by laser lights and jaw dropping video projections, or assaulted by flying pig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weeping Willow View Post
    Roger Waters wins on sheer number of people in the band. Opponents could be blinded by laser lights and jaw dropping video projections, or assaulted by flying pig.
    That is a sweet way to battle.

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    That last part should be changed to "nothing, Aphex Twin will be added and OWN everything".
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    Default Re: The Official Headliner Deathmatch Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCoachellaHellYeah View Post
    That last part should be changed to "nothing, Aphex Twin will be added and OWN everything".
    I was just thinking that.
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