Fuck You Jack Johnson

[vogina]

Man, that's a huge imaginary cock that Sean Michaels is smoking!

i dont know who he is, but thats funny shit

[nbvwes]

Man, that's a huge imaginary cock that Sean Michaels is smoking!

yeah... it's Vince's...

[nbvwes]

oh, and Depeche Mode > Jack Johnson, so fuck you


and we ain't gonna hate on GV, they're down... but we ARE gonna hate on JJ in hopes of strongarmming GV into beefing up the lineup (although it appears they already have plans for Sunday)...

plus, GV must LOVE JJ, they already had him attached as headlining a day at APW (the other being Radiohead), so...

[BillyCrystal]

I agree that Jack J. is totally weak, but he's not the reason the lineup is no good...he's more of a symbol of the fact that it's no good. he played coachella in 2003 and it didn't bother anyone because the rest of the lineup was solid...basically, the lineup is just weak overall, and he's the most glaring example of it's weakness.

[rocanlover]

[QUOTE]oh, and Depeche Mode > Jack Johnson, so fuck you
QUOTE]

SOOO True!

[Truta]

Did you guys notice that the treads from the forum show up on the Google Results, if you search for "Fuck You Jack Johnson", this tread is #1, hehehehe

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...u+Jack+Johnson

[electronicrevolution]

jack johnson removed me from his friends list after i posted non-abusive post on his myspace. Just asking him politely to drop out of coachella.

hahahaha! What a duche bag he is.

[quityourbitchin]

YOU ALL NEED TO GET A LIFE. AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL THE FIGHTING ANGRY DRUNKS LIKE LAST YEAR.... IF YOU ARE A TRUE COACHELLA FAN THEN GO, SHOW RESPECT, AND SEE A DIFFERENT SHOW, DUMBASSES! JACK JOHNSON IS AN AMAZING MUSICIAN AND HUMANITARIAN.

[everlay]

mainstage headliner friday:

jack's johnson

headin' over...

[everlay]

no seriously could be the feel good event this year

[meat curtains]

jack johnson is a johnson...


WHAT IS THIS SHIT? LULLABIES?


i find his presence as a headliner personally insulting ... what's next? fucking john mayer, mandy moore, that natasha beddingwhatever, the high school musical kids, paris fucking hilton? There's no limit to how bad it can get now...pandoras box of crap has been opened and it will never be the same...i can see it already...coachella 2009 headliners will probably be the brooke hogan, miley ray cyrus, and that dude that is alan thicke's son...

...and i know that the headliners are not everything but seeing this johnson at the top of the 2008 poster just pisses me off and taints everything below it a bit...i cant help it, i am irrrked...his shit music is sooo 'blah'...i just dont get the appeal

you are motherfuckingcoachella for fucks sake, act like it! please do the right thing and cut him from the list! cut him off, cut him off, cut him off

i'd rather fuck a donkey that have to listen to this johnson

alright i got it out of my system...i will mention this johnson no more, but if i see someone walking around with a johnson shirt on the grounds, i am going to be giving them shit for it

(shake it off, shake it off)

[Sonicifyouwantit]

jack johnson is a johnson...


WHAT IS THIS SHIT? LULLABIES?


i find his presence as a headliner personally insulting ... what's next? fucking john mayer, mandy moore, that natasha beddingwhatever, the high school musical kids, paris fucking hilton? There's no limit to how bad it can get now...pandoras box of crap has been opened and it will never be the same...i can see it already...coachella 2009 headliners will probably be the brooke hogan, miley ray cyrus, and that dude that is alan thicke's son...

...and i know that the headliners are not everything but seeing this johnson at the top of the 2008 poster just pisses me off and taints everything below it a bit...i cant help it, i am irrrked...his shit music is sooo 'blah'...i just dont get the appeal

you are motherfuckingcoachella for fucks sake, act like it! please do the right thing and cut him from the list! cut him off, cut him off, cut him off

i'd rather fuck a donkey that have to listen to this johnson

alright i got it out of my system...i will mention this johnson no more, but if i see someone walking around with a johnson shirt on the grounds, i am going to be giving them shit for it

(shake it off, shake it off)

Its good that you have a healthy vent, nothing wrong with that...what scares me though; are people going to just harp on this for the next three months making the rest of us feel like we are surrounded by very depressing and negative people or can we move on and enjoy what we have left?

again good about the venting and im not mentioning you specifically in my worries just about others that may in 2 months post a "dude, jack johnson? are you kidding me??" post...by then it'll be quite old.

[vogina]

Its good that you have a healthy vent, nothing wrong with that...what scares me though; are people going to just harp on this for the next three months making the rest of us feel like we are surrounded by very depressing and negative people or can we move on and enjoy what we have left?

again good about the venting and im not mentioning you specifically in my worries just about others that may in 2 months post a "dude, jack johnson? are you kidding me??" post...by then it'll be quite old.

i love coachella!

fuck you jack johnson!

[donkey sex]

I heard Jack from Lost might be joining Jack Johnson for a duet. How sweet would that be? Brooo!!!

I may cut my hair way down and rush the stage during his performance.

[quityourbitchin]

HELLO IDIOTS HE HAS MORE THAN ONE ALBUM, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LISTEN IT MIGHT CHANGE YOUR NEGATIVE ENERGY

AND GIVE ME A BREAK ABOUT HARASSING HIS FANS, GROW UP!

[PassiveTheory]

Caps Lock isn't your friend.

[hypervera]

HELLO IDIOTS HE HAS MORE THAN ONE ALBUM, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LISTEN IT MIGHT CHANGE YOUR NEGATIVE ENERGY

AND GIVE ME A BREAK ABOUT HARASSING HIS FANS, GROW UP!

jack johnson sucks as a headliner!!! and even more when coachella still have bigger bands to get as headliners like REM and Pearl Jam

[vogina]

HELLO IDIOTS HE HAS MORE THAN ONE ALBUM, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LISTEN IT MIGHT CHANGE YOUR NEGATIVE ENERGY

AND GIVE ME A BREAK ABOUT HARASSING HIS FANS, GROW UP!

"your breaking my balls here"

[trentmorrison]

would rather see a milli vanilli reunion, prop up the casket of vanilli on stage.

[mvanwinkle]

this thread needs to die.

[gaypalmsprings]

this thread needs to die.

Not until JJ is replaced by some talent

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

wow...lots of JJ hate here.....not that I'm surprised...

[betao]

i really really hope that, for the sake of a person's self-esteem, jack johnson NEVER checks these boards.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

i really really hope that, for the sake of a person's self-esteem, jack johnson NEVER checks these boards.

and what if he does?

[HBsuperfly]

Life is to short to be HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you're not down with the line up, stay home.

[nbvwes]

HELLO IDIOTS HE HAS MORE THAN ONE ALBUM, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LISTEN IT MIGHT CHANGE YOUR NEGATIVE ENERGY

AND GIVE ME A BREAK ABOUT HARASSING HIS FANS, GROW UP!

yeah... we know. but i've listened to alot of his other stuff and it sux... if it wasn't for the chicks i'm going with, i'd be missing his set (and i still will if there's a conflict with a decent act)

[vogina]

YOU ALL NEED TO GET A LIFE. AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL THE FIGHTING ANGRY DRUNKS LIKE LAST YEAR.... IF YOU ARE A TRUE COACHELLA FAN THEN GO, SHOW RESPECT, AND SEE A DIFFERENT SHOW, DUMBASSES! JACK JOHNSON IS AN AMAZING MUSICIAN AND HUMANITARIAN.

you only deal with people like that when you encounter people like that...don't like drunks, don't go to the beer garden, don't go to coachella, don't live....

this thread needs to die.

"your breaking my balls"

i really really hope that, for the sake of a person's self-esteem, jack johnson NEVER checks these boards.

lets hope you never become a famous musician because by that comment you might take things a lil bit to heart, like our friend from nirvana-oooh i'm rich, but sad..im going to kill myself

Life is to short to be HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you're not down with the line up, stay home.

lineup awesome. jack johnson for existing in taking a headlining spot, unbelievable

yeah... we know. but i've listened to alot of his other stuff and it sux... if it wasn't for the chicks i'm going with, i'd be missing his set (and i still will if there's a conflict with a decent act)

bail on the chicks.. do they have you by the balls

[Hightide148]

Man you guys are stupid. Jack Johnson is so DOPE!! BUT I think he should be playin at sun set, that would be more his style. Dont hate on him though he is a great musician.

[jonnypark]

Man you guys are stupid. Jack Johnson is so DOPE!! BUT I think he should be playin at sun set, that would be more his style. Dont hate on him though he is a great musician.

Well this changes everything. Guys everybody was wrong, Jack Johnson is good after all. How did we not see the errors in our ways...thanks for clearing this up for us, thank you thank you thank you

[RODGERRAMJET]

I have nothing against Jack Johnson personally, but his music makes me feel old. I don't need any help in that department.