Fuck You Jack Johnson

[vogina]

for existing to take up a headlining spot. you will be boo'd as i walk out of the fields from another act!!

[jonnypark]

I hope he dies

[Westy]

I might visit the main stage on Friday so I can shout abuse at him.

No, I take it back. I'm not a hater.

[woogie846]

I hope he dies

No you don't.

[shoegazer76]

I'm smuggling eggs & tomatoes in if I go this year.

Jack Johnson = The new Fozzie Bear

[DFrank]

I'm smuggling eggs & tomatoes in if I go this year.

Jack Johnson = The new Fozzie Bear

I cant believe you guys would let ONE guy with a guitar kill your entire coachella festival. So what? What if jack johnson was subed to the 3rd line and Fatboy Slim was headling? You wouldnt be bitching is what.

Last time i checked, Coachella doesnt have 1 band per day.

[Rod Barajas]

I cant believe you guys would let ONE guy with a guitar kill your entire coachella festival. So what? What if jack johnson was subed to the 3rd line and Fatboy Slim was headling? You wouldnt be bitching is what.

Last time i checked, Coachella doesnt have 1 band per day.

O agree...But...A headline is a major part of a successful Coachella...Either way while Curious George is playing away...I will be walking the track...

[SatisfiedMind]

This thread had really helped to soften the blow of the THE lamest headliner in Coachella history...somewhere Coldplay are smiling...they suddenly look REALLY edgy!

[Rod Barajas]

This thread had really helped to soften the blow of the THE lamest headliner in Coachella history...somewhere Coldplay are smiling...they suddenly look REALLY edgy!

No shit...Jack Johnson makes Coldplay look like Cannibal Corpse!

[paganman7]

No shit...Jack Johnson makes Coldplay look like Cannibal Corpse!

LMFAO!

I'm trying to ignore the anti-johnson hate speech around here, but that line is god damned hilarious!

[joppy-slow]

No shit...Jack Johnson makes Coldplay look like Cannibal Corpse!

bah hahahhhaaaaaaaaaaa....ewwwwha haaaaaaaaaa...

[sesamesteve]

Jack Johnson! YES.

[Doors2time]

rot in hellooooo jack johnson!!!

[GauchoGuy17]

If you guys think about this rationally, you will see that Jack Johnson is not the one at fault here.

[faxman75]

I thought about this long and hard. Jack Johnson >>>>Coldplay

[daftmonkey64]

I thought about this long and hard. Jack Johnson >>>>Coldplay

jack johnson >>>>>>>>>> rhcp

[Rod Barajas]

jack johnson >>>>>>>>>> rhcp

nails on chalkboard>>>>>>>>>>jack johnson

[SurLaCarte]

nails on chalkboard>>>>>>>>>>jack johnson

Brandon McCarthy?

[Hogrefe]

jack johnson >>>>>>>>>> rhcp

WTF???? Red Hot Chili Peppers completely destroy Jack Johnson!!!

You can't even compare them!

That's like comparing Alice in Chains to Jessica Simpson!

[MozzerFan1]

Its not, but he is still playing. It is his fault for agreeing to play

[orbit]

GauchoGuy17 is Jack Johnson.

[GauchoGuy17]

GauchoGuy17 is Jack Johnson.

No, but he went to my school (UCSB), so I've been exposed to his music since the first album.

IMO, it's good acoustic, laid-back music. You could do a lot worse.

[PrettyRagdoll]

No, but he went to my school (UCSB), so I've been exposed to his music since the first album.

IMO, it's good acoustic, laid-back music. You could do a lot worse.

No... I'm not sure you can

[GauchoGuy17]

No... I'm not sure you can

Much anger in you.

What if it was N'Sync playing in that spot? Or Good Charlotte? Or Britney Spears? Or Something Corporate? Or James Blunt, who basically does what Jack Johnson does, but nowhere near as well?

You could do far, FAR worse than Jack Johnson.

[User Name]

Much anger in you.

What if it was N'Sync playing in that spot? Or Good Charlotte? Or Britney Spears? Or Something Corporate? Or James Blunt, who basically does what Jack Johnson does, but nowhere near as well?

You could do far, FAR worse than Jack Johnson.

Jack Johnson is a small hop away from your examples

[PrettyRagdoll]

Much anger in you.

What if it was N'Sync playing in that spot? Or Good Charlotte? Or Britney Spears? Or Something Corporate? Or James Blunt, who basically does what Jack Johnson does, but nowhere near as well?

You could do far, FAR worse than Jack Johnson.

Like I said.. No you can't..

At least those examples would be funny to see in a sick train wreck kind of way. This will just be like nails on a chalk board to anyone close enough to hear it. Me? I'll probably be in the Sahara tent pretending the main stage doesn't exist for the night.

[coldstart]

Lol!

[summerkid]

this thread is fucking classic.

[vogina]

why him.. why!

everyone everywhere can come up with another band that on a majority would agree is much better than jack fucking johnson.. that is the big point to this all.. WHY!!

[victor831]

He's beyond shit, fuck fuck fuck, not worth traveling 400 miles for this lineup no way, man i was so fucking excited, this is shite...