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    Default The Walrus Has 1000 Posts

    He shall post 1000 walruses.



    Thanks for being helpful, everyone who's been helpful. That's most people with more posts than me and several who have fewer.
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    This is the only decent 1000 posts post I've ever seen. If the walruses were all dead it would way funnier.
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    I miss Bill Hicks.

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    koo koo kachoo
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    It's actually "goo goo" not "koo koo," something I didn't know until a couple years ago.
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    congrats on 1000... dual citizenship? lucky.
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    i thought you were the egg man?

    hmmmmmm, interesting....

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulb View Post
    congrats on 1000... dual citizenship? lucky.
    Your memory is good. And yes, I am lucky.
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    now you guys are really pissing me off. especiall you walrus fucker

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    Congrats.
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    Congrats

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    weird, I thought you hit 1000 like ages ago...congrats!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCoachellaHellYeah View Post
    weird, I thought you hit 1000 like ages ago...congrats!
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    Funkaho's heavy funk, space-jam-influenced, evil vibe caught the attention of Peanut Butter Wolf when he heard the music booming from a mini-truck outside his house at 4 am in the morning.

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    Go Team!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cpt. Funkaho View Post
    He shall post 1000 walruses.



    Thanks for being helpful, everyone who's been helpful. That's most people with more posts than me and several who have fewer.
    The only thing that could make this 1000 post pic perfect would be audio. Can you imagine? BTW...Not one of them has tusks quite like yours! Congrats!!! (Imagine audio in the background.)
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    cant.....help........it.................


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    Congrats Senor Walrus.
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    That's a lot of friggin walruses.

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    here is a toy for your 1k post ... it has a top that is not showing , where you put "stuff", then it has a battery that makes the vw go, so you send it to your bud,across the room as it were ... canx*******



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    Woooo. Congrats!
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    jesus christ, i leave the board for an hour to find the disneyland thread and there's all these fry threads. wtf?!

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    Ron, that toy looks like it's seen good use over the years.
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    now you guys are really pissing me off. especiall you walrus fucker

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    congratulations.

    Did you know there was more than one kind of walrus? I didn't either.

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    I love how the Laptev walruses are red and in Siberia.
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    AND THE ATLANTIC WALRUSES ARE GREEN AND IN GREENLAND. GENIUS.

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    Also happy 1000 Cpt. I hate these threads but you're ok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    AND THE ATLANTIC WALRUSES ARE GREEN AND IN GREENLAND. GENIUS.
    It was a communism reference, for fuck sake.
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    Cara. Don't judge a man for not being able to formulate a coherent thought. On an internet forum of all places.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    congratulations.

    Did you know there was more than one kind of walrus? I didn't either.

    Aye, but only one like the Capt. on the Coachella board...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Canexplain~ How funny, I have a Barbie Ferrari that I've applied the same method to! I also use it to fuck with my pets for amusement afterwards...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PassiveTheory View Post
    It was a communism reference, for fuck sake.
    Yes, I got that thank you.

    The political threads are making me snappy. But that's no reason to act bitchy. I apologize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Canexplain~ How funny, I have a Barbie Ferrari that I've applied the same method to! I also use it to fuck with my pets for amusement afterwards...
    you had pet gerbils?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Yes, I got that thank you.

    The political threads are making me snappy. But that's no reason to act bitchy. I apologize.
    Apology accepted. Still, you're right, it would have been more appropriate if the kind of walrus native to Russia had had it's population colored red.
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