Sex on camp site

[daughterxofxexile]

haha XD well i dont think teeth would matter...since a few will be ...on drugs or high...
"TEETH WhaT TEETH?"

[el_harderino]

Thanks for the tip. Think i've got that base covered though. Any others?

Remember: There's a cream for "the clap" but HIV is everlasting.

[shoegazer76]

I'll bring butter for the crabs!

[Mystagogue]

yummy

[foto_synthesis]

personally i'd be the most afraid of the sunday night orgy, after 3 12-hour days of heat and dancing and sweat and SWASS.

I'd have to agree. I generally make it a habit of avoiding coming in contact with anyone's swamp ass, especially after a 3 day festival in the sizzling heat.

[Yablonowitz]

You are all wretched, depraved sickos. You're going to be the future of our country? Talking like that? We are doomed.

This isn't funny.

[jimmyrad]

on camp orgy sound good. .. lol

oh yeah. a couple thousand sweaty, smelly festival people all rubbing against each other creating an even worse smell. Cos thats just sooooooooo sexy.

[Meadowsmeister]

You are all wretched, depraved sickos. You're going to be the future of our country? Talking like that? We are doomed.

This isn't funny.

Hahaha, the british are invading again!
Sew your wild oats my young brits!

[911wasaninsidejob]

Remember: There's a cream for "the clap" but HIV is everlasting.

Not if you're Magic Johnson!

[shoegazer76]

Do they sell Astroglide at the General store? I heard there not allowing you to bring penis pumps into the campgrounds. Somebody got crazy and went to the hospital last year.

[shoegazer76]

Watch yr pie hole during the orgy straight dudes!

[york707]

This is quite possibly the worst thread yet. There is nothing remotely even smirk inducing about it.

[shoegazer76]

Watch yr corn hole during the orgy straight dudes! It's Coachella & everyone there swings every which way.

[amyzzz]

wait a tic, i thought the giant orgy was suppost to go on during the Air set...

I agree. Air is the perfect soundtrack for a massive orgy.

[hangthedj112]

So where’s theirs drunken 18+ year old campers..their has to be sex…
I’m half expecting moaning all through the night O_O

Yeah, the best part about camping, is the drunk 18 year olds, because they're drunk and desperate enough to find you attractive!

[Meadowsmeister]

um, ouch...

[SWEETSHIVERBURN]

There will be British Boys???

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Quentin]

Jesus christ man!

I'd think if anyone wanted to fuck anything, make sure they're clean.

Dont' want to be a week after the event and feeling a burn everytime you piss.

[Quentin]

There will be British Boys???

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Agreed.

[bmack86]

uhhh....
wow

[smokealotapotamus]

That developed into quite the thread...

[Elazarus]

Agreed.

There will be British Boys???

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Yay for me being a British boy :-D

[Boourns]

Forget British boys, bring on the Asian girls

[Quentin]

Forget British boys, bring on the Asian girls

Hahaha, asian's are not attractive! It's all about the Brit boys ^.^ Oh the accents...and the football...oh...the football.

[Molajoku]

I didn't realize us Brit guys were that attractive to you lol

[Boourns]

Time to learn a British accent.

[Quentin]

Accents are awesome! And the football is a plus. Not many people in the states are as entusiastic. I even shelled out 15 bucks for a St. George flag for the World Cup. Too bad they lost, but Portugal wanted it more

[orbit]

Forget British boys, bring on the Asian girls

Forget asian girls, bring on the czech girls


I have accent and play soccer, im not british tho

[krunchy]

For you to find people from england attractive it is most obvious you haven't been to northern england. There is nothing attractive about northern england.

*cue morrissey fan*

[Disco!]

I have accent and play soccer, im not british tho

You might want to actually talk english then, rather than a butchered version of Borat, and call the game football, not soccer