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  • Ideal

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  • Shaky

    2 10.00%
  • Alias

    4 20.00%
  • Conscious incompetent

    4 20.00%
  • Unconscious incompetent

    7 35.00%
  • Other

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    Default What kind of newbie are you?

    What kind of newbie are you?

    So many new people have been posting that it has been a bit overwhelming. I thought this might be a good opportunity for people to quickly introduce themselves. Welcome.

    Ideal-Have heard about Coachella and planning on attending for the first time. Seen the board and interested in becoming part of the community. I try to keep up on current events, movies, music, etc. Looking forward to adding value to the board.

    Shaky-Have heard about Coachella and/or have attended the festival. I get buzzed and/or get drunk with friends before/during the event. I have a hell of a great time but later realize that I may have acted like an ass. I signed up on the board to find other people to party with and get some information about the event.

    Alias- I live and breathe Coachella. I am an “Old Schooler” on the board. People know me because I like to mix things up. The board has been boring lately. I created an alias to start posting bogus and bullshit threads.

    Conscious incompetent-I know about and /or I have been to Coachella. I am up on current events and have a quick wit, maybe too quick. My posts are coming on strong but I am out to make a mark for myself on this board. People will eventually learn to love me.

    Unconscious incompetent-Yeah, I’ve heard about Coachella. Probably going to go this year but still not sure. This board is fuckin crazy. People are saying all kinds of shit. I really don’t give a fuck what people are saying. I’m just posting shit that kinds of goes with what people are talking about. Yeah my posts might be pissing people off but I don’t give a fuck.

    Other-Please describe to the Coachella world.
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    Default Re: What kind of newbie are you?

    Unconscious incompetent is my favorite description of the above choices.
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    Default Re: What kind of newbie are you?

    These are accurate. Kudos.
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    Default Re: What kind of newbie are you?

    The problem with this poll is also the problem with a lot of things on this message board, namely perception != reality. For instance, I'm sure Delta felt that he was sane and rational and the rest of us were all fascists. In fact, he said as much. Many times.
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    Default Re: What kind of newbie are you?

    I like to think I am a bit of all-of-the-above.....

    I created my own version with the materials provided.

    Ideal- Looking forward to adding value to the board……I’ve finally found a board where the people actually have a clue about good music (for the most part)

    Shaky- I get buzzed and/or get drunk with friends before/during the event. I have a hell of a great time but later realize that I may have acted like an ass. I signed up on the board to find other people to party with and get some information about the event…..I def like to have a few drinks, act like a fool with my friends, enjoy my vacation in California, and would love to meet fellow board members to share this experience with.

    Alias- I live and breathe Coachella. I am an “Old Schooler” on the board….I used to post on the old board. Not much, but I was in there. Haven’t gone on much since the last Coachella.

    Conscious incompetent - People will eventually learn to love me….some don’t like what I have to say, but you can’t please them all.

    Unconscious incompetent- This board is fuckin crazy. People are saying all kinds of shit. Yeah my posts might be pissing people off but I don’t give a fuck…..this is so punk rock
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    Oh, I responded before reading the descriptions. Can I change my mind? I'm a newbie at polls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cpt. Funkaho View Post
    For instance, I'm sure Delta felt that he was sane and rational and the rest of us were all fascists. In fact, he said as much. Many times.
    Yeah, but he was a total douchebag and nobody cared what he thought. I'm sure he's off terrorizing some assrape enthusiasts board at this very moment.

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    yeah i'm the concious incompetent. have been to coachella twice, just started posting. i think my sarcasm does not translate well to this (or any) message board.

    hello coachella, i am carokube. i love tool, queens of the stone age and deftones, but i still dig the coachella vibe.

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    i am trying to figure out which cat i fit into ...hummm ... canx**
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    Default Re: What kind of newbie are you?

    I approve of the categories, but the first person description of the Unconscious Incompetent, to be truly accurate, needs to be far more unfocused and incoherent, and should probably reference something everyone else has already talked about for months.
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    Default Re: What kind of newbie are you?

    Quote Originally Posted by waxybk View Post
    I like to think I am a bit of all-of-the-above.....

    I created my own version with the materials provided.

    Ideal- Looking forward to adding value to the board……I’ve finally found a board where the people actually have a clue about good music (for the most part)

    Shaky- I get buzzed and/or get drunk with friends before/during the event. I have a hell of a great time but later realize that I may have acted like an ass. I signed up on the board to find other people to party with and get some information about the event…..I def like to have a few drinks, act like a fool with my friends, enjoy my vacation in California, and would love to meet fellow board members to share this experience with.

    Alias- I live and breathe Coachella. I am an “Old Schooler” on the board….I used to post on the old board. Not much, but I was in there. Haven’t gone on much since the last Coachella.

    Conscious incompetent - People will eventually learn to love me….some don’t like what I have to say, but you can’t please them all.

    Unconscious incompetent- This board is fuckin crazy. People are saying all kinds of shit. Yeah my posts might be pissing people off but I don’t give a fuck…..this is so punk rock
    I like your additions especially the "this is so punk rock"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cpt. Funkaho View Post
    The problem with this poll is also the problem with a lot of things on this message board, namely perception != reality.
    Yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    i am trying to figure out which cat i fit into

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    tnx pot lol . canx**
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    Default Re: What kind of newbie are you?

    Nice descriptions, those are pretty damn accurate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by waxybk View Post
    I like to think I am a bit of all-of-the-above.....

    I created my own version with the materials provided.

    Ideal- Looking forward to adding value to the board……I’ve finally found a board where the people actually have a clue about good music (for the most part)

    Shaky- I get buzzed and/or get drunk with friends before/during the event. I have a hell of a great time but later realize that I may have acted like an ass. I signed up on the board to find other people to party with and get some information about the event…..I def like to have a few drinks, act like a fool with my friends, enjoy my vacation in California, and would love to meet fellow board members to share this experience with.

    Alias- I live and breathe Coachella. I am an “Old Schooler” on the board….I used to post on the old board. Not much, but I was in there. Haven’t gone on much since the last Coachella.

    Conscious incompetent - People will eventually learn to love me….some don’t like what I have to say, but you can’t please them all.

    Unconscious incompetent- This board is fuckin crazy. People are saying all kinds of shit. Yeah my posts might be pissing people off but I don’t give a fuck…..this is so punk rock
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    Default Re: What kind of newbie are you?

    I chose other, because I'm too afraid to commit to anything in fear of the ensuing comments that come from those that fall under all of the above categories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I chose other, because I'm too afraid to commit to anything in fear of the ensuing comments that come from those that fall under all of the above categories.
    I voted other as well in fear that I may not win one of the Coachella High Message Board Superlatives.
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    i voted Unconscious incompetent but after reading the description i don't know. I have been lurking around these parts for about a year with nothin to say. I am definitley going this year and bringing my friends that have never been so i don't know, and quite honstley don't give a fuck . . . so punk rock.
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    Default Re: What kind of newbie are you?

    I'd say I'm somewhere between Shakey and Unconcious Incompetant. Once I laid eyes on this board I couldn't look away.

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