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    Default Re: I Love Craigslist...

    Most companies don't place their company info for those same reasons. It is a good way to place an ad for a position if you are trying to fill a position prior to letting go of the person in that position. Also, you can avoid phone calls, employment agencies and walk ins that way. Just make sure the job description sounds legit and you should be fine.
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    You can always set up an anonymous free email address to inquire about more information before sending off a resume.
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    Thank you both.

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    Also, if the ad is for a personal assistant and they ask for a headshot it probably isn't legit.
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    hahaha. How did you find that one out? lol.

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    I just did most of my searches in the Admin section and I ran across that more than I could tell you. I wonder how many dumb women out there fall for it. I have often thought that being a personal assistant to some rich person would be cool so I checked out the ad and then saw the requirements of a headshot and/or measurements. They also ask for that from bartenders.
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    I'll send them a head shot. HA!

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    I was perusing the SF CL casual encounters to see if my chances of getting laid would actually be significantly improved if I were to move there and ran across someone who posted their hook up ad in poem form. I'll spare you the dick pic and just post the text.

    This here's the tale bout Hairy Rich
    He's a big furry cocksuckin son of a bitch
    He's got a very nice place down by Scottsville road
    and he said, "Come on over, I'll extract your load."

    I told the ol'lady I was outta beer
    Then I hopped on my hog and I jammed her in gear
    Lickety split and I was on the road
    My balls a growin heavy, they's about to explode

    I pulled up to his crib and I jumped off my ride
    When I banged on the door he just yanked me inside
    He pointed to the couch and said,"git over there."
    And I said to myself, "I just met Yogi Bear."

    I got out of my jeans - down to my underwear.
    And he got on his knees and he rubbed me down there
    I could tell this dude was ready for some blow-job action
    And it was then I found out his jaw had positraction

    He whipped out my junk and got down to some suckin
    My face was turnin red and my hips were a buckin
    He sucked it real hard and he sucked it real long
    My head was gettin dizzy, my big boner was strong

    He applied super vaccume to my lovin machine
    I was gettin rather close to unleashing some steam
    A few moments later it was over for me
    My unit was soft, my balls were floatin free.

    If you ever get the chance to hook up with Hairy Rich
    (He's the big furry cocksuckin son of a bitch.)
    I must tell you not to waste the opportunity
    cause a finer cocksucker you aint likely to see.

    Well I spent too much time expressing my thanks
    to a big hairy fella who enjoys lotsa cranks
    It must be time for me to get outta here
    You'll never guess honey - we're outta beer

    If you like this ditty then please let me know.
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