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    I'm terrified of lions and each year I stand with my back to the stage just in case someone lets one loose. The recent San Francisco Tiger thing is confirmation of the real threat facing us all at outdoor events. And they do love the heat. Maybe we should all be allowed to bring guns in to the festival site? Has anyone any ides on this subject without making fun of me or getting irate?

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    worst thread ever
    Superfan will be in front of the Fonda masturbating furiously to a photo of him taking a photo of a band. Set is from 8:05 to approximately 8:05:15. Guest list only.

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    Default Re: What if someone lets a lion loose?

    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Im confused. There are Lions on stage? I say... no guns and NO LIONS! How about we stop using animals for meaningless entertainment. Those lions should be returned to the Lion store (Africa) if you ask me.
    I am overly sensative when it comes to using animals as a prop or for a gig, and I feel nothing for people who get attacked by bears while hunting. (for example) Good for the bear I say.

    Why can't we all just leave animals alone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    rawr!


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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
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    It's jsut dawned on me that I'm overly confident and a extremely ocd perfectionist.
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    Let's see if anyone gets this reference...

    For your health

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    And you all thought I made retarded posts...WTF???

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    What if someone let a lion loose while I dancing so fast?

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    Somewhere in another thread we were warned about newer posters as it gets closer to the Coachella...What was that warning again?

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    Default Re: What if someone lets a lion loose?

    And I thought I was the only person that liked Grandma's Boy!


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    Last edited by exern; 01-07-2008 at 02:05 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ardentbiscuit View Post
    And I thought I was the only person that liked Grandma's Boy!

    That is a classic. I don't know many others who like it, though.

    "Nobody fucks with a lion"
    For your health

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    WELL WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE COMPUTER! A lion might sneak up on you while you're typing!

    GET OFF YOUR COMPUTER AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

    And make sure you break it so you can never use it again! Only then will you (and us) be truly safe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JOE X View Post
    I'm terrified of lions and each year I stand with my back to the stage just in case someone lets one loose. The recent San Francisco Tiger thing is confirmation of the real threat facing us all at outdoor events. And they do love the heat. Maybe we should all be allowed to bring guns in to the festival site? Has anyone any ides on this subject without making fun of me or getting irate?
    STUPID.

    Quote Originally Posted by paganman7 View Post
    What if someone let a lion loose while I dancing so fast?
    STUPIDER.

    Quote Originally Posted by zebrahum View Post
    WELL WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE COMPUTER! A lion might sneak up on you while you're typing!

    GET OFF YOUR COMPUTER AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

    And make sure you break it so you can never use it again! Only then will you (and us) be truly safe!
    STUPIDEST.

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    And that's coming from a retard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    my 'you tube' button isn't working

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoO6k...eature=related

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    Default Re: What if someone lets a lion loose?

    this is as funny as the "what if someone makes a crime" thread from back in the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    And that's coming from a retard!
    this is correct

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonofhal View Post
    holy fuck this guy is gay.
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyface View Post
    Let's see if anyone gets this reference...

    I looooooooooooooove that movie.
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    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyface View Post
    Let's see if anyone gets this reference...

    I look up in the tree, and there's the fucking king of the jungle!
    All the punks think that you're dumb.

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    Default Re: What if someone lets a lion loose?

    I don't remember seeing any lions, only:


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    Quote Originally Posted by JOE X View Post
    The recent San Francisco Tiger thing is confirmation of the real threat facing us all at outdoor events.
    wtf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakermaker113 View Post
    wtf?
    He was trying to be funny... probably saw the AIDZ NEEDLES thread and decided that imitation was the sincerest form of flattery.

    Needless to say,

    FAIL
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    now you guys are really pissing me off. especiall you walrus fucker

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    Lions at coachella? Maybe they would just act the James Blunt act of this year...whoever that may be...
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    AIDZ NEEDLE thread > brokendoll posts > this thread
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    BROKENDOLL, they've turned you into a meanie.

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