I just peed pink.

[All That I Am]

So I just woke up to use the restroom and damn if i didn't piss pink.

It sorta scared me for a while, until i remembered i drank a glass of beet juice before i went to sleep.

I've never had my urine change color, what different colors can it turn?

[gaypalmsprings]

combine the beets with lots of asparagus

[Cpt. Funkaho]

asparagus= bright yellow-green

[caco0283]

i love how we share kodak moments with each other

[comiddle]

Asparagus also makes it rank.

[bartelby]

sugar smacks

[captncrzy]

Who drinks beet juice?

[captncrzy]

Oh, there's this medication you take when you get a bladder infection--it turns your peepee bright neon orange.

[Courtney]

Why did you drink beet juice? I mean, is it for the taste or for some unknown nutritional or medical benefits?

My old running coach used to be obsessed with the fact that we should all be peeing clear. He would mention at least once per week that if our urine was not clear, then we were not properly hydrated.

[Daft Fro]

You poop green after a bunch of cannabis cookies =D

[gaypalmsprings]

Your skin turns blue if you ingest too much silver.

[thelastgreatman]

GayPalm pees pink all the time, but just because he likes it to match his outfit.

[gaypalmsprings]

I wear yellow, to match my pee. LOL.

[thelastgreatman]

Well then just so it won't stain the clothing of whoever you're giving a shower to at the time.

[DaOneManWonda]

you pee on people with your clothes on? digusting...

[Neutral Milk Hotel]

Your skin turns blue if you ingest too much silver.

Or if you're very sad.

[TomAz]

I wanna know why he drank beet juice too.

[gaypalmsprings]

BEET JUICE

Traditionally Used For:
Anemia Bladder Problems
Circulatory Problems Eye Fatigue
Kidneys Liver
Lymphatic Circulation Menstrual Problems
Menopause Skin Problems
Tiredness Weight Loss Problems

A Good Source Of:
Calcium Chlorine Iron
Sodium Sulfur Potassium
Vitamin A Vitamin B-6 Choline

Freshness Test:

Choose firm and smooth beets. Avoid beets that are either soft or shriveled. Some prefer beets that are small, some prefer medium size and some prefer large size. The size you choose is a personal preference.

Important:

Beets are probably one of the most powerful vegetables available. Beets are known for causing both stools and urine to turn red and if this happens, don't be surprised.

Never drink beet juice by itself. Beet juice should always be mixed with other vegetables and/or apple juice. Pure beet juice (from the bulb or greens) can temporarily paralyze your vocal chords, make you break out in hives, increase your heart rate, cause chills or a fever.

Beets are best used in small amounts. I never use more than 1 to 2 ounces of beet juice (approximately ½ a small beet or ¼ a large beet).

Use moderately. Both the roots and greens are powerful cleansers of the body. Beets are said to really cleanse the blood and kidneys and this is why it is suggested you use beets moderately.

General:

Beets have a very nice taste and I really enjoy both the color of beet juice and the flavor. But do make sure you realize that beets are a tremendously powerful vegetable.

Consider mixing beets with apples, cucumber, carrots, etc.

[full on idle]

This thread title makes me laugh every time I read it. It needs a parody thread so badly.

[kitt kat]

[airguitarvet]

ha ha pee pee

[TomAz]

when i was in college 'beets' was slang for 'vomit'. Did you see how wasted Fred was last night? He's been blowing beets all morning.

[All That I Am]

oh i forgot to explain why i was drinking beet juicee in the first place.
I woke up the other morning and the right side of my right eye was all red.
This guy i work with told me it was cause i hadn't rested enough and my eyes were strained, he said to drink beet juice. Luckily my girlfriend just bought me a juicer when i had my teeth pulled a month ago and beets were on sale.
It really didn't taste that bad, i mixed it with carrot and apple juice.

[shakermaker113]

this thread is hilarious.

[Ardentbiscuit]

I think something similar happens if you eat red velvet cake.

[gaypalmsprings]

[gaypalmsprings]

[cheeksneak]