"little scotland"

**Disco!** · 02-01-2007, 04:33 AM

Buckfast gets the job done.
Tudor Rose on the other hand is half the price, and is affectionately referred to as:
"I pure love you juice" or "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YA CUNT juice"

Depending on the state of mind once drinkage begins

**Disco!** · 02-01-2007, 04:34 AM

and have I missed something? the only important game on saturday is Morton vs Motherwell

**randy ricochet** · 02-01-2007, 04:35 AM

No one down here cares about scottish football.....Liverpool v Everton is the important one

**therebelious1** · 02-01-2007, 04:44 AM

Originally Posted by Disco!

and have I missed something? the only important game on saturday is Morton vs Kilmarnock

**randy ricochet** · 02-01-2007, 04:50 AM

not arsed about rugby.

**Hexaflex** · 02-01-2007, 07:48 AM

Originally Posted by parray

Don't you mean the secret ingredient in Irn Bru is girders?

...yes

I was trying to think of how it went, and all I could think of was that it's IRN Bru made by BARR

**Hexaflex** · 02-01-2007, 07:55 AM

Originally Posted by Disco!

Can we play no offsides, since nobody but FIFA seem to understand this fucking abortion of an offside rule?

No offsides, but abuse for boglining. (Where by boglining I mean people not moving from the penalty area of the opposition goal and then claiming all the credit when they manage to score from 2 yards away. Unskilled bastards

)

**Disco!** · 02-01-2007, 08:11 AM

Boglining is a new one, I've always called that poaching.
Although if its as warm as folk are making out I'm sure there won't be much movement from anyone!

**Quentin** · 02-01-2007, 08:22 AM

What does "no offsides" mean? >.<;

**Meadowsmeister** · 02-01-2007, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by Disco!

Boglining is a new one, I've always called that poaching.
Although if its as warm as folk are making out I'm sure there won't be much movement from anyone!

us scousers call it 'goalhanging'

**Disco!** · 02-01-2007, 08:25 AM

Admit it, you lynch people from the goals don't you?
That's what goalhanging means folks

P.S. Kudos on originality, spade is a spade and all that jazz

**Disco!** · 02-01-2007, 08:26 AM

Originally Posted by Quentin

What does "no offsides" mean? >.<;

Basically, if your attacking, and someone passes the ball to you, then a defender has to be between you and the goal.

But it's far to complicated nowadays, thanks to Mr Blatter

**Meadowsmeister** · 02-01-2007, 08:27 AM

i think we need video replays...

**Disco!** · 02-01-2007, 08:49 AM

No russian linesmen either...

**therebelious1** · 02-01-2007, 10:29 AM

do y'all mind if i play rugby when you are playing?

**jerpar24** · 02-01-2007, 10:38 AM

What The Hell is 'Goalhanging'

**Disco!** · 02-01-2007, 02:21 PM

Same as Boglining or Poaching. See post#127

**jerpar24** · 02-01-2007, 05:41 PM

So its like the guy that just stands there and waits for the ball to get close to the goal then kicks it in. I hate when people do that in any sport.

**Benny** · 02-01-2007, 08:10 PM

Sounds like a fun time will be had by all. Mind a Cornishman joining in??

**cbrl23** · 02-01-2007, 11:35 PM

well, there is going to be enough Mexicans to put together a team ( with subs ), will play the winner of Scotland VS England...

...and we call the person doing the boglining ( cazabolas )

**park1e** · 02-02-2007, 02:47 AM

me and my mate will be coming over from the broch/fraserburgh in aberdeenshire for coachella, the little scotland idea sounds ace. well up for it.

**randy ricochet** · 02-02-2007, 03:16 AM

Originally Posted by Benny

Sounds like a fun time will be had by all. Mind a Cornishman joining in??

As long as you bring some pasties for half time!!!!

**randy ricochet** · 02-02-2007, 03:17 AM

Originally Posted by Disco!

Same as Boglining or Poaching. See post#127

Why don't we just sort all this out and play 'rush' goalie?

**Benny** · 02-02-2007, 06:30 AM

Originally Posted by randy ricochet

As long as you bring some pasties for half time!!!!

I'll bring the scrumpy as well. That'll mess all you likeweight northerners and jocks up!!

**Disco!** · 02-02-2007, 07:43 AM

Rush goalie? Enlighten me please, is that like closest to the goal is in perhaps?

Scrumpy? As in Scrumpy Jack?

**Meadowsmeister** · 02-02-2007, 07:45 AM

steak n' kidney pie is customary at half time... along with a pint of lucozade and a shot of cocaine.

**Disco!** · 02-02-2007, 07:48 AM

mmmmm, cocaine.

**Hexaflex** · 02-02-2007, 07:49 AM

Originally Posted by Benny

I'll bring the scrumpy as well. That'll mess all you likeweight northerners and jocks up!!

Haha, scrumpy is awesome. However, lightweight northerners? PLEASE!

Damned soft southerners

**randy ricochet** · 02-02-2007, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by Hexaflex

Haha, scrumpy is awesome. However, lightweight northerners? PLEASE!

Damned soft southerners

You appear to have left out the words 'Shandy drinking puffs'!!!!

**randy ricochet** · 02-02-2007, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by Disco!

Rush goalie? Enlighten me please, is that like closest to the goal is in perhaps?

Scrumpy? As in Scrumpy Jack?

That would be it young man

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