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    If you had as much money or as little as you needed.

    Courtney said olive oil and Lil' Wang said a book.

    I'm still thinking.

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    I would buy him this:

    RAPE STOVE

    white power?!

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    Cialis?
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    hahaha cracka said a hair dryer.

    I would get Tom a bottle of Dom. Romane Conti 1997.

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    Last edited by Yablonowitz; 12-28-2007 at 06:49 AM.
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    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Maybe a Cardinals hat to wear to football games. Or maybe a giant foam hand that had 23 fingers and says "We're #23!"

    Or maybe I'd start with a Diamondbacks cap.
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    Luggage.
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    I would get him a messenger bag and put an iTunes giftcard in the pocket.

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    rub and tug

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    i'd get him a t-shirt that has the picture of him (the old black/white one) on the front, and on the back, in all caps, it just says NO.

    perfect gift.

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    I'd wear that.

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    A maid.

    Or the maid costume.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I'd wear that.
    then i think i found your bday gift. i'll get to work.

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    running shoes...

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    A backpack that has an "I'm cooler than your Dad" patch on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
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    A Radiohead mug and a flask with his username engraved on it.
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    A car battery piece of cheese from this place

    http://www.beechershandmadecheese.com/
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    I'm deciding between a canoe and a rickshaw.

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    A RIVER...

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    I'd pay for him to spend an entire day sandwiched between Suprefan and Delta. In a hammock. I'd also pay for the funeral when he strangled himself with said hammock around noon.
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    A ladyboy.

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    Something to do with this
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    I would buy him a Zingerman's gift certificate, because everything they have is unbelievably good.
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