And the worst Coachella rumor ever was...

[Boourns]

DJ TOM CRUISE, circa 2006.

Either that, or the collection of "no fucking way" confirmations for the 2005 lineup from former blog ambitious outsiders. Anyone remember that? I do, and they included:
Portishead
Massive Attack
Pulp
Prince
The Smiths
Bjork
Linkin Park & Jay-Z

[Botrocker]

I'd go with the former. haha

[kitt kat]

DJ T. Cruise200: Spinnin' the best in house, trance, and Scientology brainwave manipulation. Keepin' it real and keepin' Xenu away since 1987.

[Boourns]

DJ T. Cruise200: Spinnin' the best in house, trance, and Scientology brainwave manipulation. Keepin' it real and keepin' Xenu away since 1987.

LOLZ

Looks like I have a new sig.

[Trick Loves The Kids]

I would see the shit out of any celebrity DJ. Lohan, Cruise, the dudes from Good Charlotte... bring that shit on. Give them their own tent even.

[fatbastard]

Uh...The Police

[Boourns]

A Dani DJ set would be hella cool, but I really want a spoken word performance/q&a where people ask stupid questions and she pwns them. The Gobi tent would look like it did when Beck performed, for reals.

[kitt kat]

whats his name from that 20s show is a DJ. give him a slot. we can throw anger his way.

and yayyy sigged

[TickleMeElmo]

I would see the shit out of any celebrity DJ. Lohan, Cruise, the dudes from Good Charlotte... bring that shit on. Give them their own tent even.

Yeah, then we can burn it.

[rage patton]

I would see the shit out of any celebrity DJ. Lohan, Cruise, the dudes from Good Charlotte... bring that shit on. Give them their own tent even.

It would be entertaining...

[RedThom]

When 91X in san diego "leaked" the line up including Smashing Pumpkins and Gorillaz in 06. Total horseshit. When called out on the matter, I remember one of the dj's saying that smashing pumpkins were scheduled to play but D'arcy was still in rehab.

easily that station's lamest moment

[PassiveTheory]

91X is totally fucking lame... Listen to 94.9 instead.

[RedThom]

91X is totally fucking lame... Listen to 94.9 instead.

dude, thats pretty given.

[Boourns]

Didn't 91X announce that fake 2005 lineup, too? The one with David Bowie, Tears for Fears, etc.

[Ardentbiscuit]

For me the worst rumor was Madonna because it actually came true.



Of all the outlandish Coachella rumors, why did they one have to be true?

[Boourns]

I know, right? Why couldn't the Pulp in 2005, David Bowie in any year, or even that Thomas Kinkade art exhibit/cottage rumor I started turn out to be true instead?

[malcolmjamalawesome]

whats his name from that 20s show is a DJ. give him a slot. we can throw anger his way.

and yayyy sigged

That fargin icehole stole my friends' booth at the Lollapalooza Ed Banger aftershow. If he shows, he'd better realize he's got a target on his back, and Dave Wang's finger on the trigger.

[algunz]

Aidz needlez . . . or should that be one of the best rumors?

[Botrocker]

That fargin icehole stole my friends' booth at the Lollapalooza Ed Banger aftershow. If he shows, he'd better realize he's got a target on his back, and Dave Wang's finger on the trigger.

If I see him I'll feed him a bad dose of acid. hahaha

[woogie846]

Aidz needlez . . . or should that be one of the best rumors?

Oh dude, best rumor ever, followed by best thread ever.