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    DJ TOM CRUISE, circa 2006.

    Either that, or the collection of "no fucking way" confirmations for the 2005 lineup from former blog ambitious outsiders. Anyone remember that? I do, and they included:
    Portishead
    Massive Attack
    Pulp
    Prince
    The Smiths
    Bjork
    Linkin Park & Jay-Z
    7/26 Au Revoir Simone @ The Roxy, 8/1 Arcade Fire, the Unicorns, Dan Deacon at the Forum, 8/2 Burger a-Go-Go, @ Observatory, 8/9 Warpaint @ Observatory, 8/10 Warpaint @ The Ace, 8/23-24 FYF Fest, 9/11 Swans @ Roxy, 9/18 Neutral Milk Hotel @ Hollywood Bowl, 9/19 Chvrches @ Palladium, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    I'd go with the former. haha

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    DJ T. Cruise200: Spinnin' the best in house, trance, and Scientology brainwave manipulation. Keepin' it real and keepin' Xenu away since 1987.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    DJ T. Cruise200: Spinnin' the best in house, trance, and Scientology brainwave manipulation. Keepin' it real and keepin' Xenu away since 1987.
    LOLZ

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    7/26 Au Revoir Simone @ The Roxy, 8/1 Arcade Fire, the Unicorns, Dan Deacon at the Forum, 8/2 Burger a-Go-Go, @ Observatory, 8/9 Warpaint @ Observatory, 8/10 Warpaint @ The Ace, 8/23-24 FYF Fest, 9/11 Swans @ Roxy, 9/18 Neutral Milk Hotel @ Hollywood Bowl, 9/19 Chvrches @ Palladium, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    I would see the shit out of any celebrity DJ. Lohan, Cruise, the dudes from Good Charlotte... bring that shit on. Give them their own tent even.

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    Uh...The Police
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    2 oz blended whiskey
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    A Dani DJ set would be hella cool, but I really want a spoken word performance/q&a where people ask stupid questions and she pwns them. The Gobi tent would look like it did when Beck performed, for reals.
    7/26 Au Revoir Simone @ The Roxy, 8/1 Arcade Fire, the Unicorns, Dan Deacon at the Forum, 8/2 Burger a-Go-Go, @ Observatory, 8/9 Warpaint @ Observatory, 8/10 Warpaint @ The Ace, 8/23-24 FYF Fest, 9/11 Swans @ Roxy, 9/18 Neutral Milk Hotel @ Hollywood Bowl, 9/19 Chvrches @ Palladium, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    whats his name from that 20s show is a DJ. give him a slot. we can throw anger his way.

    and yayyy sigged

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trick Loves The Kids View Post
    I would see the shit out of any celebrity DJ. Lohan, Cruise, the dudes from Good Charlotte... bring that shit on. Give them their own tent even.
    Yeah, then we can burn it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trick Loves The Kids View Post
    I would see the shit out of any celebrity DJ. Lohan, Cruise, the dudes from Good Charlotte... bring that shit on. Give them their own tent even.
    It would be entertaining...
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    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.
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    I took my niece this year and it was her first Coachella. It was so fun to see it through her eyes. She thought it felt like a magical scene from Shreck. The one where all the fairy tale creatures meet for the first time in Shreck's swamp.

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    When 91X in san diego "leaked" the line up including Smashing Pumpkins and Gorillaz in 06. Total horseshit. When called out on the matter, I remember one of the dj's saying that smashing pumpkins were scheduled to play but D'arcy was still in rehab.

    easily that station's lamest moment
    "Choke on that Causality!"


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    91X is totally fucking lame... Listen to 94.9 instead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PassiveTheory View Post
    91X is totally fucking lame... Listen to 94.9 instead.
    dude, thats pretty given.
    "Choke on that Causality!"


    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    I don't give a shit if the Killers are playing; I'll watch something else-even if it's watching the poor churro man get trampled by stoners.

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    Didn't 91X announce that fake 2005 lineup, too? The one with David Bowie, Tears for Fears, etc.
    7/26 Au Revoir Simone @ The Roxy, 8/1 Arcade Fire, the Unicorns, Dan Deacon at the Forum, 8/2 Burger a-Go-Go, @ Observatory, 8/9 Warpaint @ Observatory, 8/10 Warpaint @ The Ace, 8/23-24 FYF Fest, 9/11 Swans @ Roxy, 9/18 Neutral Milk Hotel @ Hollywood Bowl, 9/19 Chvrches @ Palladium, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    For me the worst rumor was Madonna because it actually came true.



    Of all the outlandish Coachella rumors, why did they one have to be true?

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    I know, right? Why couldn't the Pulp in 2005, David Bowie in any year, or even that Thomas Kinkade art exhibit/cottage rumor I started turn out to be true instead?
    7/26 Au Revoir Simone @ The Roxy, 8/1 Arcade Fire, the Unicorns, Dan Deacon at the Forum, 8/2 Burger a-Go-Go, @ Observatory, 8/9 Warpaint @ Observatory, 8/10 Warpaint @ The Ace, 8/23-24 FYF Fest, 9/11 Swans @ Roxy, 9/18 Neutral Milk Hotel @ Hollywood Bowl, 9/19 Chvrches @ Palladium, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    whats his name from that 20s show is a DJ. give him a slot. we can throw anger his way.

    and yayyy sigged
    That fargin icehole stole my friends' booth at the Lollapalooza Ed Banger aftershow. If he shows, he'd better realize he's got a target on his back, and Dave Wang's finger on the trigger.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Aidz needlez . . . or should that be one of the best rumors?

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    That fargin icehole stole my friends' booth at the Lollapalooza Ed Banger aftershow. If he shows, he'd better realize he's got a target on his back, and Dave Wang's finger on the trigger.
    If I see him I'll feed him a bad dose of acid. hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Aidz needlez . . . or should that be one of the best rumors?
    Oh dude, best rumor ever, followed by best thread ever.

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