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  1. 12-23-2007, 03:01 PM #1
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    Default The Official " I feel like being an asshole' thread.

    I just spent the better part of 2 days and 4k dollars Christmas shopping. Then the fucking bell ringer bitch hits me up for money, and I just lose it. I said fuck you and the Salvation Army now have a happy Christmas cunt. All the while there were kids all over the place. I think I am going to snap so I had to make a thread about it...
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    it happens ... btw, what did you get me .... canx**
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  3. 12-23-2007, 03:17 PM #3
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    Default Re: The Official " I feel like being an asshole' thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    it happens ... btw, what did you get me .... canx**
    What can I get the man who has everything???
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    Default Re: The Official " I feel like being an asshole' thread.

    Hmm... 4k spent Christmas shopping in 2 days... Bell ringer gets yelled at... kids... sense?
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    Default Re: The Official " I feel like being an asshole' thread.

    Puttin' him to good use, I see.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deviate_420 View Post
    I just spent the better part of 2 days and 4k dollars Christmas shopping. Then the fucking bell ringer bitch hits me up for money, and I just lose it. I said fuck you and the Salvation Army now have a happy Christmas cunt. All the while there were kids all over the place. I think I am going to snap so I had to make a thread about it...
    Man, it's really too bad you weren't successful at killing yourself.
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    You know what would have been funny - if the Salvation Army bell ringer was packing heat and pistol whipped you and then everyone stole your x-mas presents.
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  9. 12-24-2007, 09:47 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yablonowitz View Post
    You know what would have been funny - if the Salvation Army bell ringer was packing heat and pistol whipped you and then everyone stole your x-mas presents.
    This post seems like you were in a rush to conquer the board this morning...
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    Default Re: The Official " I feel like being an asshole' thread.

    No, I think he was just being a better asshole. Get over it.

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    2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
    3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deviate_420 View Post
    I just spent the better part of 2 days and 4k dollars Christmas shopping. Then the fucking bell ringer bitch hits me up for money, and I just lose it. I said fuck you and the Salvation Army now have a happy Christmas cunt. All the while there were kids all over the place. I think I am going to snap so I had to make a thread about it...
    You don't have to feel like being one....etc...you are one, and it's not funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clarky123 View Post
    You don't have to feel like being one....etc...you are one, and it's not funny.
    I couldn't have said it better. It's hard to remember the days when you weren't one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    I couldn't have said it better. It's hard to remember the days when you weren't one.
    Merry Christmas Fatty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clarky123 View Post
    Merry Christmas Fatty.
    Merry Christmas to you as well (3 days late).
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