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    Lakota withdraw from treaties, declare independence from U.S.

    The Lakota Sioux Indians, whose ancestors include Sitting Bull, Red Cloud and Crazy Horse, have withdrawn from all treaties their forefathers signed with the U.S. government and have declared their independence. A delegation delivered the news to the State Department earlier this week.

    Portions of Nebraska, South Dakota, North Dakota, Montana and Wyoming comprise Lakota country, and the tribe says that if the federal government doesn't begin diplomatic discussions promptly, liens will be filed on property in the five-state region. Here's the news release.

    "We are no longer citizens of the United States of America and all those who live in the five-state area that encompasses our country are free to join us," said Russell Means, a longtime Indian rights activist. "This is according to the laws of the United States, specifically Article 6 of the Constitution," which states that treaties are the supreme law of the land.

    "It is also within the laws on treaties passed at the Vienna Convention and put into effect by the U.S. and the rest of the international community in 1980. We are legally within our rights to be free and independent," he added during a press conference yesterday in Washington.

    The new country would issue its own passports and driver licenses, and living there would be tax-free, provided residents renounce their U.S. citizenship, he said, according to a report from Agence France-Presse.

    The Lakota say the United States has never honored the pacts, signed with the Great Sioux Nation in 1851 and 1868 at Fort Laramie, Wyo.

    "We have 33 treaties with the United States that they have not lived by. They continue to take our land, our water, our children," said Phyllis Young, who helped organize the first international conference on indigenous rights in Geneva in 1977.

    Means said the "annexation" of native American land had turned the Lakota into "facsimiles of white people."

    In 1974, the Lakota drafted a declaration of continuing independence. Their cause got a boost in September, when the United Nations adopted a non-binding declaration on the rights of indigenous peoples. The Bush administration opposed the measure.
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    hopefully California is next
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    OHHAI

    http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline...-withdraw.html

    Lakota withdraw from treaties, declare independence from U.S.

    The Lakota Sioux Indians, whose ancestors include Sitting Bull, Red Cloud and Crazy Horse, have withdrawn from all treaties their forefathers signed with the U.S. government and have declared their independence. A delegation delivered the news to the State Department earlier this week.

    Portions of Nebraska, South Dakota, North Dakota, Montana and Wyoming comprise Lakota country, and the tribe says that if the federal government doesn't begin diplomatic discussions promptly, liens will be filed on property in the five-state region. Here's the news release.

    "We are no longer citizens of the United States of America and all those who live in the five-state area that encompasses our country are free to join us," said Russell Means, a longtime Indian rights activist. "This is according to the laws of the United States, specifically Article 6 of the Constitution," which states that treaties are the supreme law of the land.

    "It is also within the laws on treaties passed at the Vienna Convention and put into effect by the U.S. and the rest of the international community in 1980. We are legally within our rights to be free and independent," he added during a press conference yesterday in Washington.

    The new country would issue its own passports and driver licenses, and living there would be tax-free, provided residents renounce their U.S. citizenship, he said, according to a report from Agence France-Presse.

    The Lakota say the United States has never honored the pacts, signed with the Great Sioux Nation in 1851 and 1868 at Fort Laramie, Wyo.

    "We have 33 treaties with the United States that they have not lived by. They continue to take our land, our water, our children," said Phyllis Young, who helped organize the first international conference on indigenous rights in Geneva in 1977.

    Means said the "annexation" of native American land had turned the Lakota into "facsimiles of white people."

    In 1974, the Lakota drafted a declaration of continuing independence. Their cause got a boost in September, when the United Nations adopted a non-binding declaration on the rights of indigenous peoples. The Bush administration opposed the measure.
    Long live the Lakota.
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    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    I heard Siouxsie Sioux has been declared Empress...
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    hey bug. good luck with that, ok?
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    I didn't hear Sota mentioned in that declaration. But best of luck anyway.

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    Gabe, you so crazy.
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.

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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    You're gonna go get drunk now. That's what you people do.
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    I applaud this new red man's nation. It's time we stopped conquering middle-eastern countries and started conquering some ones over here again. Could you please keep forming new nations within our borders so that we can steal all that nothing you have and rape your women for kicks again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    I applaud this new red man's nation. It's time we stopped conquering middle-eastern countries and started conquering some ones over here again. Could you please keep forming new nations within our borders so that we can steal all that nothing you have and rape your women for kicks again?
    We won't have any GAPs, TGI Fridays or Comic book stores... so you probably won't be interested in our country
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    The childless 20-something year olds on the board who find a 50 something year old man fucking teenage prostitutes distasteful will probably change the hum of their tune once they produce babies, definitely. That's the missing link.

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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    We won't have any GAPs, TGI Fridays or Comic book stores... so you probably won't be interested in our country
    I'm looking forward to Grand Funk Railroad playing the Lakota Casino Resort in 2011.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I'm looking forward to Grand Funk Railroad playing the Lakota Casino Resort in 2011.
    They better play soon. Eventually they're going to need pack mules to get their gear into Lakota territory. A tax free nation doesn't sound like one that will have a lot of well maintained highways.

    All their asphalt is going to be paving the roads in and out of the distilleries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    They better play soon. Eventually they're going to need pack mules to get their gear into Lakota territory. A tax free nation doesn't sound like one that will have a lot of well maintained highways.

    All their asphalt is going to be paving the roads in and out of the distilleries.
    I haven't seen any new governmental officers arrive in town yet.
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yablonowitz View Post
    I haven't seen any new governmental officers arrive in town yet.
    I'll bet ones from the Department of Publicity Stunts and Hoaxes have arrived already. They travel incognito.

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    This is weird. Friday I spent 6 hours in the waiting room of a dentist; my daughter had 3 root canals done under general anesthesia. I was reading a National Geographic magazine, and it had some photos and a story about North Dakota, and how the towns are drying up and the people are going elsewhere. Lots of abandoned houses. I was thinking that since we are not able to put this land to any good use, why not give it back to the Indians?

    Then, I see this thread when I got back from the dentist.

    My first thought was "Where do I sign up?". Then I realized that those states are cold. Not just "SF in the summer fog" cold, but if-you-are-not-careful-you-will-die cold.

    There is also the small problem of the minuteman missiles in (North / South?) Dakota. That might cause issues.

    So, do the Lakota really want this land back?

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    There's room for Bug in East LA. There are plenty of non Americans there.
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    is that a racist joke? if so would someone please explain it to me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    is that a racist joke? if so would someone please explain it to me?
    Mockery will get you nowhere, oh you who try to blame your racist jokes on a simple misjudgement of a copy and paste.

    HELL, TOM. That's your plight.
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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