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    these kids
    as predicted by nostradamus

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    shes 16 and got knocked up by someone working in a paper mill...

    "thats hickish" and i hate my self for knowing that

    i think RS or billboard posted it....

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    It wasn't necessarily the dude who worked there, we just happened to have access to the paper mill after hours. There was like forty of us--that uterus is up for grabs.

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    nope, a quick look at my safari history reveals it was linked from the new york times via Reuters.... my fault for clicking, or their fault for posting? Its hard to see a car crash, and then not look closer....

    btw: it was the son of a paper-mill worker.... and they met at church...


    "A high school student who lives in Louisiana, Jamie Lynn Spears reportedly met the father, Casey Aldridge, the son of a Tennessee papermill worker, at church. Jamie Lynn Spears' personal publicist was not available for comment."



    my god... im on vacation and posting about britneys (sister)... help me jebus.

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    teenagers like fucking...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Nipples View Post
    teenagers like fucking...
    Amen, brother. Amen.

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    Wait... is she actually pregnant?
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    yes
    http://blogs.1077theend.com/internbryce/

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    ya...nickelodeon confirmed it :P

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    i wish someone would impregnate Hannah Montana so i can stop seeing her stupid ass everywhere.
    I miss Bill Hicks.

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    I know those people tend to not believe in science, but there are these wonderful inventions known as birth control pills and condoms.

    Here's a transcript of how things went at the doctor's office:
    Jamie Lynn: "Doctor, these dang birth patrol pills ain't workin, yall!"
    Doctor: "O rly?"
    Jamie Lynn: "The gotdanged things keep falling out!"
    9/10 Swans @ Roxy, 9/17 Karen O at Masonic Lodge, 9/19 Tokimonsta @ El Rey, 9/20 Chvrches @ Tower Theatre, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/3-4 Desert Stars, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/22-25 CMJ, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    Default Re: britney spears' sister is pregnant

    and juno is still on select cities!

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    doesnt surprise me one bit
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    hahahaaaaaaaaaaa great example for the 10 year olds of america

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    hahahaaaaaaaaaaa great example for the 10 year olds of america
    Any parent that would allow any member of the Spears family to penetrate their homes in any way shape or form has failed.
    For your health

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    yeah, but how many parents let their kids watch nickelodeon? i bet loads of little girls worship that show she's on.

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    i have no idea why i keep reading shit like this but here we go
    appearently lilly allen is pregnant too with ed from chemical brothers
    and im done
    as predicted by nostradamus

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    When I was a kid, there were positive role models on television for kiddies like Alf and Urkel.
    9/10 Swans @ Roxy, 9/17 Karen O at Masonic Lodge, 9/19 Tokimonsta @ El Rey, 9/20 Chvrches @ Tower Theatre, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/3-4 Desert Stars, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/22-25 CMJ, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    and jim hensons dinosaurs...

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    NOT THE MAMA!
    9/10 Swans @ Roxy, 9/17 Karen O at Masonic Lodge, 9/19 Tokimonsta @ El Rey, 9/20 Chvrches @ Tower Theatre, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/3-4 Desert Stars, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/22-25 CMJ, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    fraggle rock is jim hensons master piece.
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    Quote Originally Posted by All That I Am View Post
    i wish someone would impregnate Hannah Montana so i can stop seeing her stupid ass everywhere.
    I'm on the motherfucker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by All That I Am View Post
    i wish someone would impregnate Hannah Montana so i can stop seeing her stupid ass everywhere.
    The only problem is that who would want to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mvanwinkle View Post
    fraggle rock is jim hensons master piece.
    Agreed.

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    Haha. Too bad the dummy didn't know this.
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    goodbye career.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaOneManWonda View Post
    ya...nickelodeon confirmed it :P
    hahahah

    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    I know those people tend to not believe in science, but there are these wonderful inventions known as birth control pills and condoms.

    Here's a transcript of how things went at the doctor's office:
    Jamie Lynn: "Doctor, these dang birth patrol pills ain't workin, yall!"
    Doctor: "O rly?"
    Jamie Lynn: "The gotdanged things keep falling out!"
    what do you mean by "those people"?

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    WTF?

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    any clue which northampton that is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    any clue which northampton that is?
    I'm assuming that it's here:

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