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    Interesting stuff there greatman. Sounds like Suprefan has a weird masterbation fetish.
    Lick an orange, it tastes like an orange. Lick a pineapple, it tastes like a pineapple. Go ahead, try it. Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries! We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. Come along, come along.

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    Oh, and Merry Xmass to you to! Its fucking freezing back here!
    Lick an orange, it tastes like an orange. Lick a pineapple, it tastes like a pineapple. Go ahead, try it. Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries! We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. Come along, come along.

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    ... are you suggesting he broke his dog's paw while jerking off?
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    No, I was referring to him watching you foam from the mouth on the floor. Didn't know he was an animal abuser on top of a scalper douche.

    Eveyone knows the only reason male figures buy little dogs are for the peanut butter tricks. Just sayin.
    Lick an orange, it tastes like an orange. Lick a pineapple, it tastes like a pineapple. Go ahead, try it. Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries! We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. Come along, come along.

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    He tried to blame his younger, presumably gay(er?) brother or cousin or something. I guess one of them fell off the other and the poor gay(er?) dog suffered the consequences.
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    You two should get a room watching you jerk each other off is about as fun as watching a supre's dog video.

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    Periods and comma's are your friend
    Lick an orange, it tastes like an orange. Lick a pineapple, it tastes like a pineapple. Go ahead, try it. Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries! We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. Come along, come along.

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    Apostrophes are distinctly disagreeable though.
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    I did that on purpose.

    J~ must be the proud owner of a tiny, worthless dog.

    Pizza is here. Enjoy kids, and remember to be nice to each other! Its xmass!
    Lick an orange, it tastes like an orange. Lick a pineapple, it tastes like a pineapple. Go ahead, try it. Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries! We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. Come along, come along.

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    Did he seriously just type comma's?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShyGuy75 View Post
    Periods and comma's are your friend
    yup

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShyGuy75 View Post
    I did that on purpose.

    J~ must be the proud owner of a tiny, worthless dog.

    Pizza is here. Enjoy kids, and remember to be nice to each other! Its xmass!
    Why didn't you order a kind of food they don't completely ruin in Chicago?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Better to be a complete cunt than half of one.
    someone is going to sig this....
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    I almost did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Also, this guy needs to make up his mind. First, he calls us dicks, then, he calls us cunts. They're anatomical opposites. If they're the opposite of each other and calling us one side is intended to be negative, one of them must be positive. I don't think he has any idea what he's talking about.
    Maybe he's calling us some kind of hermaphroditic package.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShyGuy75 View Post
    Periods and comma's are your friend
    Apostrophes are not your friend.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Apostrophes are not your friend.
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    Apostrophes are distinctly disagreeable though.
    Mine was funnier.
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    just because I ask why everyone on here is a dick doesnt mean one is thin skinned, i know what its like to be a dick. its just pathetic people are happy being dicks for the sake of being a dick.
    Maybe I will go cry to my dashboard confessional records.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beavington View Post
    just because I ask why everyone on here is a dick doesnt mean one is thin skinned, i know what its like to be a dick. its just pathetic people are happy being dicks for the sake of being a dick.
    Maybe I will go cry to my dashboard confessional records.
    because you ask why everyone people here are dicks is precisely why you ARE thin skinned. If you were so casual about people being dicks and it didn't concern you at all then why the fuck waste your time?

    Go take a hot shower and scrub the gravel out of your blistered floppy vag.

    And Dashboard Confessionals are clearly too butch for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by beavington View Post
    just because I ask why everyone on here is a dick doesnt mean one is thin skinned, i know what its like to be a dick. its just pathetic people are happy being dicks for the sake of being a dick.
    Maybe I will go cry to my dashboard confessional records.
    You should go ask Shyguy if you can borrow some apostrophes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by invisiblerobots View Post
    You should go ask Shyguy if you can borrow some apostrophes.
    hahahahaha' hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by invisiblerobots View Post
    You should go ask Shyguy if you can borrow some apostrophes.
    Looks like my humor is just too difficult to figure out for the mouth breathers on these boards. I guess my first explanation wasn't clear enough. So I digress......
    Lick an orange, it tastes like an orange. Lick a pineapple, it tastes like a pineapple. Go ahead, try it. Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries! We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. Come along, come along.

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    Oh, and you are all dicks!

    *runs away crying*
    Lick an orange, it tastes like an orange. Lick a pineapple, it tastes like a pineapple. Go ahead, try it. Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries! We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. Come along, come along.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beavington View Post
    I am really curious as to why everyone on here attempts to be such a dick on here?
    Cause its easy
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShyGuy75 View Post
    Oh, and you are all dicks!

    *runs away crying*
    Digressing and crying have a lot in common. They hate you almost as much as apostrophes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamour Damaged View Post
    Cause its easy
    It's hard to be an amusing dick though.

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    They do say you are what you eat
    Recent studies at Yale have shown that being an asshole is detrimental to one's health. Professor Sweetlove, a Psychology professor, came on record as saying:
    "Assholes and local desert rats tend to live shorter lives and have less consensual sexual relations than non assholes. It could be due to lower testoserone levels or a chemical imbalance in the brain but some people are just wired to be.... well.... assholes"
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    this thread is pretty strange

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    Lurkers just joining coachella message boards. People are dicks on here. Always have been. that what you do on these boardz my people.

    So all you moist twats out there be careful or THE DICKS are going to pound you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ONION View Post
    Lurkers just joining coachella message boards. People are dicks on here. Always have been. that what you do on these boardz my people.

    So all you moist twats out there be careful or THE DICKS are going to pound you.
    You may as well tell them the part where the assholes just loiter out back talking shit while all this nonsense is going on...it may make it easier to swallow.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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