The Bad Mood Thread

[mountmccabe]

also, after going months and months with no incidents at all, today I found two scorpions in my house. Not at the same time or in the same place. one can be random, but two is a trend. I will sleep fitfully tonight.

Scorpions are solitary. It's a coincidence.

That doesn't mean you can't get exterminators to spray around your house, though.

[Neighborhood Creep]

Page 4 was gold

Very much not in a good mood. My f**ing nephew broke my dogs foot. Yeah this is eaxctly why I didnt get him a x mas present. His b day present is sooo out the window now.

That makes me happy. Tell your nephew I'll buy him a Wii if he breaks the other three, followed by the neck.

RANDY SHUT YOUR F**ING COCK SUCKING MOUTH RIGHT NOW OK? I HOPE YOU FREAKING O.D. ON ALL THOSE NICE DRUGS YOU TAKE AND ACTUALLY DIE. AND I GET TO WATCH WHILE YOU LIE ON THE FLOOR TWITCHING AND FOAMING AT THE MOUTH.

[locachica73]

Fuck you, you fucking fucks, I hate each and every one of you.

that is what my inside voice is saying, my outside voice is saying "yes sir, I understand what your saying completely, I will try harder in the future".

[TomAz]

Scorpions are solitary. It's a coincidence.

That doesn't mean you can't get exterminators to spray around your house, though.

I have exterminators who spray around my house. But i think the weather's been so nice in the evening we are leaving doors open and the flimsy sliding screen thing is no match for a mighty Centruroides sculpturatus.

[locachica73]

Are they doing construction around your place, that is usually when you see a big spike in scorpians.

[TomAz]

No construction, no. It's just the weather like I just said.

[locachica73]

Sorry Sir, I will try harder in the future.

[TomAz]

ahahahahahhahahahahahaha

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

You should start a scorpion farm

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

I hear their milk is delicious

[Goatchella]

everyone is in retard mode today.

[amyzzz]

And that's coming from you. God it must be bad.

[Goatchella]

its bad....and these idiots keep repeating how what they are doing took 6-8 hours....face palm.

these are ten minute tasks.

[amyzzz]

oh, work stuff. I thought you were talking about here for some reason.

[captncrzy]

It's getting to the point that the sounds of my co-worker's voices are making me cringe. They're all SO STUPID.

[Goatchella]

this^.

but they are all double my age, rich, connected....I am just the punk kid here. Anytime I'm in the mood to work and have energy, these derps are all too old and slow to keep up. So its back to the forum. Taking it out on y'all.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

I have a project where I have to mix down 150 different versions of a :60 radio commercial with customized tags based on the market. i just finished. There are 149 .mp3 files in the folder. FUCK. Now I have to figure out which one is missing.

[Pixiessp]

Are you recently jobless, looking for opportunities outside of your company, or trying for a promotion?

I am still employed but I want out. I have for quite a while now. I have a job lead and am meeting with them next week. Wanted to have a resume to present.

[chairmenmeow47]

i've been sick with no sick time for a week, puking for days, my breaks are going out, i rescheduled my psych appt from yesterday to today in a half hour even though i'm still puking, and i just opened the blinds to discover a dust ahd rain storm. which is possible and should never be called a habib.

[amyzzz]

HABOOB

[Originalbob]

It's been 2 days since I've genuinely smiled, but after chatting with Mugwog, I had a few good laughs, until someone came along. Back to square one of misery

[guedita]

I feel for you girl. Especially considering interacting in any way whatsoever with Mugwog isn't your original source of misery.

[insbordnat]

It's been 2 days since I've genuinely smiled, but after chatting with Mugwog, I had a few good laughs, until someone came along. Back to square one of misery

Maybe you should stop worrying about how your towels are folded.

[locachica73]

My apartment is without water again, at some point in the middle of the night I heard it come back on so I got all excited about the shower I was going to get to take this morning. But they were just tricking me, I guess the bright side is I at least got to flush my toilet this morning. But I really would have liked to take a shower this morning. Especially since the sunburn on my face is starting to peel and it would have been nice to wash off the dead skin. Wet naps don't quite do the trick. Then the old guy this morning greeted me with his normal "Morning Gorgeous" (ew) I vented about not having water and not getting my morning shower, he then offered to let me go to his house and shower whenever I want. Double Ew.

[Mugwog]

My tub has been clogged by some mysterious source. Tried two types of draino, the good ol' wire hanger method and after shoving 10ft of a metal snake in, there has been no positive results, I'm hoping 15-20ft will fetch some results, although my hopes are not high and its a rather large pain in the ass shoving the metal snake down the tubes.

[locachica73]

the feeling that i will forever go through life knowing I will never get a proper mother's day from the men in my life is daunting. First, my son's father is a piece of shit. Offered me sex as a form of a present today (EW!). Second, my son is not HIS biological son and I can never be thanked for something he doesn't fully understand. third, my son doesn't give a flying fuck. he somehow remembers my age but knows nothing else about me. For some bizarre reason, thinks I like "jogging" WTF? Honey, I don't jog--EVER.

Fuck hallmark holidays. If I could only have a drug induced coma for everyone of these, i would never know the difference.
fuck mothers day. fuck fathers day. fuck easter. fuck 4th of july. fuck memorial day. fuck labor day. fuck st patricks day. fuck christmas. but most of all, fuck all of YOU

If you don't mind my asking, how old is your son?

[marooko]

So your son, he's supposed to know the shit you're in to and shop accordingly?

[TomAz]

First, my son's father is a piece of shit. ... Second, my son is not HIS biological son ...

Did this confuse anyone else? Your son is not your son's father's biological son? what?

[captncrzy]

Eh. That's not that uncommon, I suppose. I know a lot of dudes that have taken on the responsibility of someone else's kid (faxman is a pretty good example).

[locachica73]

I use to get upset when my daughter would blow a bunch of money on flowers or plants for me for holidays, only because I kill plants and flowers die. They finally got it and this year they got me an edible arrangment, which was delicious. I still would rather they not spend all that money on me, but I was just really glad not to get another orchid that I will have to watch die.