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    Cool Wish TomAz a Happy Birthday, bitches!






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    Happy Bday Tom
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    What cooking apparatus did you get for your birthday this year? Is an emulsifier a thing? Maybe a dry-aging room for cuts of meat?
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    Happy effing birthday you cantankerous old crank. Smooches!
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    April 22 - Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial
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    Happy Birthday, ya old prick
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    Happy birthday tom! Enjoy your day. I owe you a birthday beer.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Happy birthday, Tom and Stephen Sondheim!

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    See how wrong you are, Tommy? Randy is agreeing with you.

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    Happy Birthday Tom!

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    HBD

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    Aren't you dead yet? Congrats on another year of survival.
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    Paul Simon.
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    Looking forward to seeing this song live, hopefully near your vicinity. Came up with a parody called "Uncircumcised" but I doubt I'll ever do anything with it. Just thought you ought to know.

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    I like the Coachella package they sent out this year. we now all have a snail.....cr****
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    In 12 more years, that snail will be nice and ready for you to fuck it.

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    Happy gofuckyourself!
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    Happy Birthday! Love you tons!

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    hey thanks everybody.

    bryan i haven't quite figured out how this works.

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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Happy 52nd Birthday, Tom.
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    Happy birthday Tom!

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    Happy Birthday motherfucker!
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    Tom, i hope you felt this awesome all day and every day:



    Happy Birthday!!!

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    That might be my favorite picture ever.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Happy Birthday, Mister AZ
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    Just, Fuck You, that's all Fuck You!
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    Happy birthday, "Daddy"!! Cheers.

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    seemed like the only appropriate response for this thread
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    Happy birthday Mr. AZ!
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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    Happy birthday, Tom!
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    Happy birthday, Tom!

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    HBT.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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