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    Okay, here's the deal... It's 8 days before Christmas and the only "Ho,ho,ho" I've done is in reading this board. So, regardless of any "bah-hum-bug" or, "stuff this in your stocking," I thought it would be fun to start a gift exchange amongst those who know who's been naughty or nice on this board, as well as including new members, lurkers, etc. Just post your gift for the poster that last posted. Sounds easy? Probably not. and most certainly because the timing of posts,or the festive input, some will end up getting extra gifts along the way. That's okay because as Santa's Little Elf,(And the starter of this thread.) I've decided to provide everyone with an unlimited amount of cash to spend. (C'mon, if I'm able to be an elf, then I think everyone is entitled to be rich, okay?) So...'Twas 8 days before Christmas...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    RAPE STOVE

    white power?!

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    Guess I should start the gift giving so as not to look greedy, right? I'd like to give Dani (Psychic Friend) a new keyboard and an unlimited blood transfusion coupon, in order to continue as our moderator on this board. Merry Christmas!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Is that the same as "Stuff this in your stocking?"
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Kreutz, she is trying to be positive at least. I think.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Kreutz, she is trying to be positive at least. I think.
    Maybe, I am still an asshole though.
    RAPE STOVE

    white power?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    Maybe, I am still an asshole though.
    you're cool in my book.

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    Quote Originally Posted by breakjaw View Post
    I hope noone stab me with belt bucklez while I line dancing so fast in Skoal Tent,please peoplez!

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    Well, so much for sharing in a little holiday cheer you guys...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Sorry Brokendoll, I was like 99.99% sure that this would have worked.
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    I'd like one of these for X-Mas:

    And I'd like to get BrokenDoll a version of GuitarHero that has nothing but Daft Punk songs on it,and a small,reasonably-priced light up pyramid for the backyard.
    I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country. . . . corporations have been enthroned and an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until all wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is destroyed.

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    i'd like to give J$$$ the rest of season tickets to the broncos ... canx**
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    In return I would like to bestow Cr*** with a fabulous retirement cabana on the beach in Hawaii and free concert tickets to any show anytime you want...you have earned it.

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    oh crap.

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    Last edited by invisiblerobots; 12-18-2007 at 07:07 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    Sorry Brokendoll, I was like 99.99% sure that this would have worked.
    I still have hope Alchemy since I haven't even begun my real Xmas shopping. For you I shall try and wrap the music studio I found, complete with all the accessories!

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    I'd like one of these for X-Mas: Hmmm, would I find that in the same department as the flashing speedfreak invisiblerobots got me?

    And I'd like to get BrokenDoll a version of GuitarHero that has nothing but Daft Punk songs on it,and a small,reasonably-priced light up pyramid for the backyard.
    Oh my God! How did you know???

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    In return I would like to bestow Cr*** with a fabulous retirement cabana on the beach in Hawaii and free concert tickets to any show anytime you want...you have earned it.
    J~$$$, why would you get Cr*** a place acrossed the ocean from where all the free concerts are? That's like getting a cool toy and forgetting it needs batteries! Guess I'll get the airline tickets to make up for this faux paus of yours...Mwerry Chrisdtmas Cr***!!!

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    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Invisiblerobots~ I love the flashing speedfreak! Where did you find it? I need to find AbeLincoln's Xmas gift and I think they'ld be in the same department...Shhh, don't tell him!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    You want me to hate on you dont you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    You want me to hate on you dont you?
    They see me rollin'
    They hatin'
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    HOORAY!! CRAZY LOOKING BLACK GUY!!!
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    You want me to hate on you dont you?
    Hate on you for covering your ass in the gift exchange? I got Cr*** the airline tickets for the free concerts you got him on the mainland, silly! Are you just pissy because I haven't found a gift for you yet?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    So basically we are acting like we're 8 and pretending that we are giving each other gifts? Wow, great thread.
    For your health

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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    That be some serious cameltoe! Yikes!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    Does a bear shit in the woods? guess not.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    That bear is in captivity. He doesn't have the option of shitting in the woods.
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