I'm So Happy!!!

[Grandma]

I just made the decision to finally get one of these installed in my house and I just had to tell you all how happy I am that I did! I can't wait!


The limeys are coming to install it this Friday.

[J~$$$]

Careful grandma keep on the look out for gremlins.

[disgustipated]

ahahahaaa!!


*sigged*

[J~$$$]

hey grandma would you consider yourself to be a cougar?

[crazzz2007]

no, she's a leopard.

[J~$$$]

what is a leopard?

[crazzz2007]

i believe similar to a cougar, but older.

[miscorrections]

Is it because at a certain age you get liver spots? Those're hot.

[J~$$$]

It kinda makes me happy that there is even an older age demographic that share in my love for sizzler.

[miscorrections]

The Sizzler dessert table is a creamy froth of horror.

[J~$$$]

It jiggles too. I didnt know that you could make so many different jello desserts.

[full on idle]

hahah cougar. I'm gay for Jamie.

[J~$$$]

"Where'd you two meet, an Amber Alert?"

[J~$$$]

Frank; Dude! I totally forgot. I bought you a sweater. It’s slim-fitting - they call it a French cut. And it wasn’t on sale or anything.

Jamie: Wow, thanks.

Frank: Do you need any help trying it on?

Liz: Frank, stop it.

Frank: I can’t. I’m gay for Jamie.

Liz: No, that’s not a thing. You can’t be gay for just one person…unless you’re a lady and you meet Ellen.

[Cruel Runnings]

Lets hope the install men aren't foreign. That would be awkward, wouldn't it?

[J~$$$]

why would it be awkward?

[Cruel Runnings]

why would it be awkward?

Well you know those old people and their racism. Alright I apologize for my skirting around the real topic. Old people hate black people.

[J~$$$]

ummmm black people dont work so there is nothing to worry about.

[kreutz2112]

hahaha

[Cruel Runnings]

ummmm black people dont work so there is nothing to worry about.

The way the good lord intended. Good on them.

[captncrzy]

My grandma calls them "the coloreds".

[miscorrections]

My grandpa orders "flied lice" at Chinese restaurants.

[captncrzy]

When my grandma found out that my sister's married last name was going to be "Vargas", she asked her "Why can't you just marry a nice white man?".

[captncrzy]

My grandpa orders "flied lice" at Chinese restaurants.

That made me LOL.

[Somewhat Damaged]

So, Jen, when will I finally get to meet this lovely woman?

[Mr.Nipples]

My grandma used to have one of these. I used to crush hotwheels and food with it as the chair went up the rail.

[captncrzy]

So, Jen, when will I finally get to meet this lovely woman?

I'm hoping she'll die before you have to deal with that.

[thefunkylama]

not long ago my cousin, who's half mexican and half filipino, got married to her long-time boyfriend, who's black. during the ceremony, my cousin's filipino father whispered to the person sitting next to him, "Who's that black lady over there?"

[ruetheday]

My grandma calls them "the coloreds".

Did you put her on ignore?