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    I just made the decision to finally get one of these installed in my house and I just had to tell you all how happy I am that I did! I can't wait!


    The limeys are coming to install it this Friday.

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    Careful grandma keep on the look out for gremlins.

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    ahahahaaa!!


    *sigged*
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    Stop being a pussy should be the answer to all of life's problems. It has worked for me so far.

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    hey grandma would you consider yourself to be a cougar?

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    no, she's a leopard.

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    what is a leopard?

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    i believe similar to a cougar, but older.

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    Is it because at a certain age you get liver spots? Those're hot.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    It kinda makes me happy that there is even an older age demographic that share in my love for sizzler.

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    The Sizzler dessert table is a creamy froth of horror.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    It jiggles too. I didnt know that you could make so many different jello desserts.

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    hahah cougar. I'm gay for Jamie.

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    "Where'd you two meet, an Amber Alert?"

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    Frank; Dude! I totally forgot. I bought you a sweater. It’s slim-fitting - they call it a French cut. And it wasn’t on sale or anything.

    Jamie: Wow, thanks.

    Frank: Do you need any help trying it on?

    Liz: Frank, stop it.

    Frank: I can’t. I’m gay for Jamie.

    Liz: No, that’s not a thing. You can’t be gay for just one person…unless you’re a lady and you meet Ellen.

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    Lets hope the install men aren't foreign. That would be awkward, wouldn't it?

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    why would it be awkward?

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    why would it be awkward?
    Well you know those old people and their racism. Alright I apologize for my skirting around the real topic. Old people hate black people.

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    ummmm black people dont work so there is nothing to worry about.

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    hahaha
    RAPE STOVE

    white power?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    ummmm black people dont work so there is nothing to worry about.
    The way the good lord intended. Good on them.

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    My grandma calls them "the coloreds".
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    My grandpa orders "flied lice" at Chinese restaurants.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    When my grandma found out that my sister's married last name was going to be "Vargas", she asked her "Why can't you just marry a nice white man?".
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    My grandpa orders "flied lice" at Chinese restaurants.
    That made me LOL.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    So, Jen, when will I finally get to meet this lovely woman?
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    It's like finding out an old high school buddy is on meth, and you're not sure if any of the rumors of him giving handies behind Burger King are true but they very likely could be.

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    My grandma used to have one of these. I used to crush hotwheels and food with it as the chair went up the rail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Somewhat Damaged View Post
    So, Jen, when will I finally get to meet this lovely woman?
    I'm hoping she'll die before you have to deal with that.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    not long ago my cousin, who's half mexican and half filipino, got married to her long-time boyfriend, who's black. during the ceremony, my cousin's filipino father whispered to the person sitting next to him, "Who's that black lady over there?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    My grandma calls them "the coloreds".
    Did you put her on ignore?
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