You guys are ruining christmas.
You guys are ruining christmas.
I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.
If you get more than 30 I strongly recommend some counseling!
IF you get more than 20 you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20 then u are normal.
If you get 10 or less you’re fearless.
People who don’t have any are full of shit!
 the dark
 staying single forever
 being a parent
 giving birth
 being myself in front of others
 open spaces
 closed spaces
 black cats
 flowers or other plants
 being touched
 deep water
 the ocean
 my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
 my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
 jumping from high places
 crossing hanging bridges
 being robbed
 large crowds of people
 having great responsibilities
 doctors, including dentists
 incurable diseases
 Friday the 13th
 odd numbers
 even numbers
 being alone
 becoming blind
 becoming deaf
 growing up
 monsters under my bed (as in scary people)
 creepy noises in the night
 bee stings
 not accomplishing my dreams/goals
 dinosaurs if they were alive
 the welcome mat
 high speeds
 throwing up
falling in love
POST IT WITH THE SUBJECT:
“I fear _ out of 70 common fears!
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i don't understand this thread at all
Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.
I just got this one in my inbox at work...
You are in my 7 in 7 seconds. I am not
breaking this. No way! I'M TOLD THIS WORKS!!! Just repeat this prayer
and see how God moves!!
"Lord, I love you and I need you, bless
me, my family, my home, and my friends, in your name. Amen."
Share this message with 7 people and
will receive a miracle tomorrow. I Hope that you don't ignore; God
im not afraid of odd numbers, i just dont like them. does that count?
Nine or ten. A few are iffy.
Eleven if you add one that's not on there.
Some of them are iffy for me also, I've never encountered them so I don't know if I'm rally afraid or not.
Originally Posted by God
sweet, hard candy
Subtle. Very subtle. And classy, too.
Blabbermouthed victim with fingers where her toes should be and vice versa.
Wait - would that make you a psychic? If you can see me right now, what does that make you?
Apparent stalker. That would have been funnier. Fuck me.
Are you typing with your hands or your feet right now?
Either one's remarkable as far as I'm concerned.
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lives in florida...i used to live in Florida.
Kasabian/Bo Ningen: 10/1 @ Metro
Coachella: 4/10-12 @ Empire Polo Fields
Has grown on me. Like fungus.
Oh man I'm gonna be rich!!!
Mr Emory Barr
Abbey National PLC
Bromley Rd Branch
I am Mr.Emory Barr, Accounts Manager, of Abbey National PLC
Bromley Rd Branch. I have an important business proposition for you.
On December 12th, 2001, a German contractor with the British Pertroleum co-orporation, United Kingdom ,Mr. Olaf Partetzke made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$ 17,350,000.00 (Seventeen Million Three Hundred Hundred and fifty Thousand Dollars only) in my branch.
Upon maturity,I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the British Pertroleum co-orporation that Mr.Olaf Partetzke died from an Automobile accident further investigation,
I found out that he died without making a WILL,and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless.
I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Olaf Partetzke did not declare any kin or relations in
all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$ 17,350,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to inheritance Laws of the United Kingdom, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Local Government Authorities here in Wales, United Kingdom, if nobody applies to claim the fund.
Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you to stand in as the next of kin to Mr. Olaf Partetzke
so that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials.This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so that the attorney will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits that will put you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ the services of an attorney for drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favor for the transfer. The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me and 35% for you and 5% for Expenses Incurred in the course of the transaction .
There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the attorney and with my position as the Manager with my bank will guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately to my private email
box : email@example.com
Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction. You should observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.
Awaiting your urgent reply.
Thanks and regards.
Hahahaha I can't believe people fall for this crap.