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    (CNN) -- Fred Phelps -- the founding pastor of a Kansas church known for its virulently anti-gay protests at public events, including military funerals -- has died, the church said Thursday.
    The 84-year-old died Wednesday, according to the church's statement.
    Phelps founded Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kansas, in 1955 and molded it in his fire-and-brimstone image. Many members of the small congregation are related to Phelps through blood or marriage.
    According to the church's website, it has picketed more than 53,000 events, ranging from Lady Gaga concerts to funerals for slain U.S. soldiers. Typically, a dozen or so church members -- including small children -- will brandish signs that say "God Hates Fags" and "Thank God for Dead Soldiers."
    Under Phelps' leadership, Westboro members have preached that every calamity, from natural disasters to the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting in Newtown, Connecticut, is God's punishment for the country's acceptance of homosexuality. Phelps had advocated for gays and lesbians to be put to death.
    Anti-gay preacher once fought for civil rights
    In 2013, more than 367,000 petitioners called on the White House to legally recognize Westboro Baptist Church as a hate group. The White House called Westboro's protests "reprehensible" but said that "as a matter of practice, the federal government doesn't maintain a list of hate groups."
    In 2011, the Supreme Court upheld Westboro's right to picket military funerals on free speech grounds. Congress and several states, though, have passed laws aimed at keeping church members at a distance from funerals.
    Nathan Phelps, Phelps' estranged son, posted a Facebook message March 15 saying that his father had been excommunicated from the church. Later, though, Nathan Phelps said it was "unclear" whether his father had been expelled from Westboro.
    Westboro declined to say whether Phelps has been excommunicated. A church statement said March 16 that "membership issues are private" and that eight unnamed "elders" lead the Westboro congregation.
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    question: picket this assholes funeral or don't stoop to their level? it's a tough one, but if people picket i know there will be some epic signs.

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    There should be a massive gay orgy arranged right outside his funeral. No protest, just a fuckfest.
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    May the memories live on...
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    I used to think this guy was the biggest piece of shit, until kvnty started posting so much. Then I could see where he was coming from.
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    Ha!

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    This ain't no middle of the mall shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I used to think this guy was the biggest piece of shit, until kvnty started posting so much. Then I could see where he was coming from.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    There should be a massive gay orgy arranged right outside his funeral. No protest, just a fuckfest.
    This

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    There should be a massive gay orgy arranged right outside his funeral. No protest, just a fuckfest.
    I'm in.
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    spring has sprung



    seriously though, this guy is not worth the effort. may he be forgotten quickly.
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    When I saw this thread I thought Ron had died.
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    i would totally orgy hard at ****ron's
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    RIP
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    Goooood riddance!

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    Freddie's Dead
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    Honestly, as much as I wanna just say FUCK THAT GUY, HE'S A PIECE OF SHIT, etc….
    I think George Takei put it best:

    "Today, Mr. Phelps may have learned that God, in fact, hates no one. Vicious and hate-filled as he was, may his soul find the kind of peace through death that was so plainly elusive during his life.""
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    I just hope he got to wherever he was going and whoever it is that is deciding the fate of his soul is SUPER GAY.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELIZA83TH View Post
    Honestly, as much as I wanna just say FUCK THAT GUY, HE'S A PIECE OF SHIT, etc.
    I think George Takei put it best:

    "Today, Mr. Phelps may have learned that God, in fact, hates no one. Vicious and hate-filled as he was, may his soul find the kind of peace through death that was so plainly elusive during his life.""
    Fuck that. Why in the fuck should we wish anything positive for him in whatever fairy tale after life people follow?

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    I hope he gets reincarnated as kvnty's fist
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    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    Fuck that. Why in the fuck should we wish anything positive for him in whatever fairy tale after life people follow?
    Because the idea is to transcend tribalism, not reinforce it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Because the idea is to transcend tribalism, not reinforce it.
    Yeez.
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    tits or gtfo 83.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    tits or gtfo 83.
    Not even offering to buy me dinner first.
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    tit for tat.
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    What's in it for me?
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    I tend to think this guy got his just reward in having wasted the twilight years of the only consciousness he will ever know. He could have done any number of things with his life, but he chose to be really angry and wrong and dumb and cartoonish.
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    Ha. NO.
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