why do people watch "the hills"?

[kroqken]

I hope the cast of the Hills will be roaming the VIP section of Coachella 2008. Lauren is hot for a primadonna biaaaaatch! Also, Tilla Tequilla is way more annoying than anyone on the cast of the Hills.

[J~$$$]

Would you say hi to Tilla Tequilla if you saw her? What if she hit on you?

[kroqken]

Tilla Tequilla is a selfish bitch. SHe is not pretty and her tits are fake. MORE IMPORTANTLY, her first season of "Shot at Love" was a FRAUD. She had a boyfriend the ENTIRE TIME she was filming that season, she is not really bisexual AND after she picked the "winner", BObby, she never talked to him again except on the reunion show. SHe is NOT LOOKING for love, just advancing her pathetic career and I will not feel cheated ever again by forswearing to never watch any future projects that Tilla Tequilla is involved in. PS, here real name is Tilla Nguyen.

[NicoDread]

Wait so her real last name isn't Tequila? OMG I feel so stupid!

[kroqken]

Nguyen is a popular Vietnamese last name, just like Tran and Pham.

[J~$$$]

If you were to get with a woman of asian decent Kroqken....what would be your first choice?

[kroqken]

Korean or Japanese. I am not attracted to Vietnamese women, although I am even less attracted to Cambodian women. The girl I like now is white.

[J~$$$]

Korean or Japanese. I am not attracted to Vietnamese women, although I am even less attracted to Cambodian women. The girl I like now is white.

What about chinese are they even a option?

[kroqken]

Chinese girls aree hit and miss. However, I like someone else so "random Asian chicks" are not currently on my plate.

[kroqken]

As for the Hills, does Lauren Conrad really attend the Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising in Los Angeles? Perez Hilton says it's a fraud.

[Courtney]

Hi Ken.

How have things been going for you recently?

[kroqken]

I am okay. I am just trying to straighten things out with that same girl.

[Courtney]

I'm sorry to hear that. You've been together now for a while! Have there been good times too, or has it all been this tumultuous?

[kroqken]

All tumultous. Right now we asre not quite speaking. However, I am trying to make improvements in my life so I can win her back. I hope to take her to Coachella this year, that is my dream.

[Courtney]

Yikes. "Self-improvements" sound very serious. I hope it is not very serious.

Do two have similar musical tastes? Sometimes it's hard to go take somebody to Coachella if they don't want to see the exact same things you do. I think I'd probably rather go with people that I could feel free to split up with and go our separate ways if we had lineup conflicts.

[Mr.Wyndham]

As for the Hills, does Lauren Conrad really attend the Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising in Los Angeles? Perez Hilton says it's a fraud.

one of my friends goes to FIDM and she said lauren was only taking one class(last year), i don't know if i believe or don't believe her.

[kroqken]

My friend has amazingly similar musical tastes to myself. Her musical tastes are incredible! I turned her on to several bands like the Black Pine, Days and the Kooks and she turned me on to bands like Dungen, Vampire Weekend and Band of Horses.

[kroqken]

I have a weakness for art students.

[kroqken]

Did anyone see Art School Confidential? I heard that movie is good but I have not had a chance to see it yet.

[Courtney]

I saw it. It was especially funny if you're involved with that sort of world.

Ken why do you think you are so attracted to art students?

[kroqken]

I don't know. I just love artsey fartsy creative types with amazing taste. I should study aesthetics more.

[Ardentbiscuit]

Bump...

I don't watch with the sound on though..

[Memorial_07]

I ask myself the same question everytime the hills is mentioned

[emtgreg]

o0o0o heidi <3

[bluemamba]

I have no clue. It seems like the most pointless show. Make me say "and i care because??"

[indiekid89]

They mentioned coachella one episode.
i cant remember which.
it was in 3rd season and heidi was talking to her co workeer and then her co-worker said something like "well i gotta go work on coachella" or something.
they were probably planning some parties or something.
idk

[CHEIF SHAMAN MORRISON]

boobies. thats all it is..... well ass too. but yeah. boobies

[HunterGather]

I never saw the Hills, but from reading tabloids n such, i happen to know Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratts names.

Why are they famous??
I mean, from the show obviously. But why are they constantly whoring themselves around to get photographed at any place they can.

A douche and a ditzy blonde. Who cares.
Even Paris Hilton has more celeb credibility then these 2.
ugh

[CHEIF SHAMAN MORRISON]

i never watched it either because i have a brain in this skull of mine ,but seriously..... dont be fooled by the teenage drama. its all boobies. boobies. ass. boobies. Thus solving the question "why do people watch the hills?"

[CHEIF SHAMAN MORRISON]

THE END.