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    From: Denise
    Sent: Thursday, September 13, 2007 10:39 AM
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    Subject: RE: BIG BLACK BAG ?????

    Does anyone know about the big black bag full of coffee cans of “syringes” behind the Reception desk ??????? Please advise as to what to do with them ?????
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    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    hahahahaha YES!

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    i think we have one of those in our office.
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Yesterday one of my bosses yelled at me from across the store asking me to sing "We Built This City" to the customer that I was helping. I think this qualifies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Yesterday one of my bosses yelled at me from across the store asking me to sing "We Built This City" to the customer that I was helping. I think this qualifies.
    OH yes. Keep 'em coming.
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    That same boss once kicked over an entire (full) glass case while demonstrating a karate kick in the middle of the store.
    Last edited by Hannahrain; 09-13-2007 at 10:11 AM. Reason: Re-wording.

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    pics plz! Im serious I want to see this guy in action.

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    It's a woman. She's tattooed from head to toe and sometimes wears her son's MCR shirt, if that gives you a good visual.

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    omg. I might be in love.

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    I pretty much work in a situation-oriented comedy club. This was all the rage the other day, when I walked in and everyone who wasn't helping a customer simultaneously held up their finger under their nose at me and I almost had a hernia from laughing so hard. So I of course joined in, but I drew eyebrows on each of my index fingers instead and used them to convey emotions. Angry and surprised seemed to be the most effective, but raising one of them got a few laughs as well.
    Last edited by Hannahrain; 09-13-2007 at 10:41 AM. Reason: Found a better finger-mustache-tattoo picture.

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    I know what my first, second, and third tattoos are now.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    A mustache, some eyebrows, and a big portrait of me on your back?

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    From our work e-mail: (This strikes me as particularly funny since there are supply closets everywhere with all the free pens anyone could possibly want)

    Subject: LOST PEN Priority: 000 Time Sent: 09:48am


    A BLACK PEN WITH BLACK INK WAS FOUND IN THE WOMENS
    RESTROOM[ACCOUNTING SIDE].

    Sent to: ALLVG <list> (to)

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    You should claim it.

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    Just tell the you and some of the girls were making awesome stache tats in the bathroom.

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    One time when I was working at Marble Slab, we had a black-out and I heard the owner (a lady of about 50-something) gasp and whisper "terrorists", in genuine fear.
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    A mustache, some eyebrows, and a big portrait of me on your back?
    On my stomach, with your mouth as my belly button so I can re-enact your wonderful stories, make videos of it, and send them to you relentlessly.

    Get ready for Stalkella 2008, motherfucker.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Try to keep the camera mostly on my good side of your abdomen.

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    That would be the inside.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    You must have a Cyrano hiding somewhere.

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    Do you mean Quato?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Which one liked Roxanne?

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    That would be this guy:


    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    she means how do you sweet talk the ladies so well?

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    Yeah, no shit.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Sting needs to put some damn pants on.

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    hows it workin for ya?

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    Not too well. I'd rather old dudes wore pants.

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    Sting doesn't need to listen to you--he could fuck you until you had a Quato.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    That's inappropriate.

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