How Did I Survive this Board to 1000 Posts?

[CalmerThanYou]

i think she's hated because every post she makes is absolutely retarded and 9/10 completely off topic.

[faxman75]

She used to post genitalia a lot. Photoshopped-on-board-people genitalia.

Creepy.

[faxman75]

i think she's hated because every post she makes is absolutely retarded and 9/10 completely off topic.

Hmm i'm oblivious to a lot of it I guess, or maybe i'm the same sometimes. Who knows. I see her bashed in almost every thread and when that happens those not in the know start to have sympathy. Like me. I'm sorry BD that you are so unliked. I remember about a year ago when I posted about breaking up with my ex you sent me some nice and friendly messages about the situation. I thought that was nice and I thanked you.

[amyzzz]

I don't think BD is nearly as bad as she used to be, faxman. She used to write a bunch of scathing posts to Randy (which she still does a little) that were incredibly annoying.

[TomAz]

maybe i'm the same sometimes.

no, you're not. you're not even in the same solar system.

BD has improved a bit, or maybe I've just learned to tune her out. When she first started posting though, it was a trainwreck. Posts so otherworldly stupid that it made me blush and cringe. After a while, it started to piss people off, because people were resenting having to sift through piles of embarassing droolings just to find the few nuggets left by others.

[RotationSlimWang]

I don't think BD is nearly as bad as she used to be, faxman. She used to write a bunch of scathing posts to Randy (which she still does a little) that were incredibly annoying.

Scathing? The only time she could ever be considered "scathing" is in reference to the disease she spreads, e.g. "scathing anal warts."

[SFChrissy]

At least she participates and I think her heart is in the right place...

[faxman75]

no, you're not. you're not even in the same solar system.

BD has improved a bit, or maybe I've just learned to tune her out. When she first started posting though, it was a trainwreck. Posts so otherworldly stupid that it made me blush and cringe. After a while, it started to piss people off, because people were resenting having to sift through piles of embarassing droolings just to find the few nuggets left by others.

Excellent explanation. Thank you Tom. I simply see her getting bashed all the time and just wondered what the deal was, she never wronged me so I'm not the type to pile on.

[faxman75]

I don't think BD is nearly as bad as she used to be, faxman. She used to write a bunch of scathing posts to Randy (which she still does a little) that were incredibly annoying.

I see, yeah, I missed most of those. I see them bicker here and there but from the widespread criticism she gets I just got super curious about she was seemingly one of the least favorte people.

I'm almost as perplexed about Randy but not anymore, he totally schooled me on some middle east bullshit and he is quite the encyclopedia of knowledge on a wide array of other things.

It's also worth noting I was a big Delta supporter.

[TomAz]

at one point she had her boyfriend come on the board and threaten to beat up a few guys who were making her cry. or something. actually he turned out to be an OK guy though. he drives a bulldozer for a living.

[TomAz]

It's also worth noting I was a big Delta supporter.

why? comedy of the absurd?

[RotationSlimWang]

Let's revisit that classic post from her man, Super Mario.

Hey Asshole aka Randy.....
Not cool......

Coachella 2008 is just around the corner...
I do hope that you plan on attending.
Listen up Randy...
You've just crossed the line.
I promise to you Randy that if given the opportunity I would and will take great pleasure in beating your ass...
So keep it up Randy.
Its a small world....
And people will talk.....
Those you think of as friends will be the ones to set you up.
They'll make sure I find you.
Its human nature Randy...
Like driving by an accident scene .
People seldom look away.
They want to see the carnage.
Just like watching NASCAR races Randy.
Its the possibility of seeing a wreck, the twisted up metal, the drivers getting carried away on stretchers that glues most people to the T.V.
It's the sick human nature of people...of your friends Randy that will make sure I find you.
And when I finally do look into your eyes to how truly pitiful you are, chances are that I'll just turn around and walk away.
For I'll more than likely feel sorry for you.
Like a mentally handicapped person.....
The child who rides in the little yellow bus....
What kind of living Hell you must have put your parents thru...bless their hearts...
How sad...
As mentally challenged as you are Randy, how could I even consider beating your poor retarded ass?

Easily.....just fuckin try me.....

[TomAz]

oh man I'd forgotten about that.

and the ellipses.

[amyzzz]

Scathing? The only time she could ever be considered "scathing" is in reference to the disease she spreads, e.g. "scathing anal warts."

Pathetically scathing then. Full of hate and ridiculous passion at the same time.

[faxman75]

why? comedy of the absurd?

Pretty much and I defend the practice of scalping so watching a bunch of angry hipsters justify occasionally selling an extra ticket to a show but damning someone who purposely buys extras to sell is silly to me. It's a simple question of law. If it's legal I say buy up because of you don't an agency will. To me it's a risk. Sometimes you lose money on the venture. I dunno, no need to rehash it. I found him very entertaining and liked watching him argue.

The final decision on if I like a poster or not is entertainment value. That's why I come here. Entertainment and to bullshit about stuff.

[RotationSlimWang]

Those you think of as friends will set you up, Tom.

[TomAz]

Pretty much and I defend the practice of scalping so watching a bunch of angry hipsters justify occasionally selling an extra ticket to a show but damning someone who purposely buys extras to sell is silly to me. It's a simple question of law. If it's legal I say buy up because of you don't an agency will. To me it's a risk. Sometimes you lose money on the venture. I dunno, no need to rehash it. I found him very entertaining and liked watching him argue.

The final decision on if I like a poster or not is entertainment value. That's why I come here. Entertainment and to bullshit about stuff.

scalping wasn't what pissed me off about delta. it was the internet macho boy attitude. Oh and he threatened to beat me up once or twice as well. I guess that stuff's funny but it gets annoying to have to wade through thousands of posts like that. the schtick gets old.

[faxman75]

See, now insults and sticks and stones and internet fun is always fine with me. In fact, I don't think anyone should ever be banned from a message board save one exception. Physical threats. I think it's the silliest and lowest a person can get. It's a message board. People bullshit, call names, argue inane shit, get heated and so on and so forth but it should never lead to someone hoping to see another so they can beat their ass.

I would support a banning of Suffocated. Again, only people who threaten physical harm in person should be banned. I see more justification in banning from one post by Suffocated than I ever saw from Delta.

[TommyboyUNM]

And he wanted to make absolutely sure RANDY that is was you RANDY who he was addressing. Haha.

I don't mind BrokenDoll just as long as she doesn't post anymore creepy guitar videos.

[faxman75]

scalping wasn't what pissed me off about delta. it was the internet macho boy attitude. Oh and he threatened to beat me up once or twice as well. I guess that stuff's funny but it gets annoying to have to wade through thousands of posts like that. the schtick gets old.

I see, I didn't see all of his posts then. See prev. post about physical threats.

[Backwater]

So did Super Mario ever find Randy?

[faxman75]

I'm guessing not since so many people thought Randy looked like Supre.

[crazzz2007]

So, I never heard the story. Why does everyone hate Broken Doll so much? BD, do you know why you are so hated? I missed what appears to be an entire saga about why you are either ignored or hated.

pink elephants.

[faxman75]

?

[frozen pilgrim]

hey brokendoll! I like you!

[crazzz2007]

?

yep. all of her posts used to contain at least 10 of those.

[MissingPerson]

scalping wasn't what pissed me off about delta. it was the internet macho boy attitude. Oh and he threatened to beat me up once or twice as well. I guess that stuff's funny but it gets annoying to have to wade through thousands of posts like that. the schtick gets old.

Yeah. I mean, scalping bugs me, but it's not the only/ main thing that bugs me about the guy. The E's, Jesus fuck, the E's..., the IraKs, the Mesopotamia's, the COMPLETELY RANDOM CAPITALISED SHOUTING!, the weird donkey fixation, the total humour bypass etc, etc....

The guy is no fun to engage, at all, ever. Scalping's just part of it.

[Blinken]

hey brokendoll! I like you!

Does this post remind anyone else of the one where that random Canadian lurker went psycho on Delta and threatened to kill him based on some insensitive remark about Jewish people?

I believe this was you they were comparing to Suffacated.

[CalmerThanYou]

Let's revisit that classic post from her man, Super Mario.

Mario had a great poem...

[Courtney]

Huh. I always presumed Calamity Jane to be the alias of an individual who no longer frequents the board. But now that's looking incorrect. Way to confuse me with your aliases, board members.