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  1. 12-09-2007, 11:31 AM #1
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    Default How Did I Survive this Board to 1000 Posts?

    I've been corrected, critiqued, and ignored, throughout this Coachella Board... And I've taken my share of shit, from more than one hypocrite...Lord knows I get nothing done as I read through threads one by one...But the imfo and laughs that I get, make up for most all of the shit...So to all the Coachella Thread hosts...Here's to you with my 1000 Posts! "You are now that much closer to learning the true secrets of the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival Message Board. A secret so devastating it would rock the very foundation of the festival world. Good luck on your journey." <!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
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  2. 12-09-2007, 11:32 AM #2
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    Default Re: How Did I Survive this Board to 1000 Posts?

    you're old school now
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    this year will be a little different due to my scheduling as the Psychic Friend's bitch.
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  4. 12-09-2007, 11:41 AM #4
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    Default Re: How Did I Survive this Board to 1000 Posts?

    That should be easy considering my age! Ha,ha,ha!
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  5. 12-09-2007, 11:47 AM #5
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    congrats brokendoll ... i must say, you sure got off with a bang on your first 1k ... good luck on the 2k goal ... canx**
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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    "You are now that much closer to learning the true secrets of the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival Message Board. A secret so devastating it would rock the very foundation of the festival world. Good luck on your journey."
    I figured out the true secret embedded in Brokendoll's existence. She came to this board to tell us that Journey is headlining on Friday.







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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****
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  7. 12-09-2007, 03:45 PM #7
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    If that's true, then she's even more hell-shaming than I originally thought.
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    Yeah. I took this on as a challenge, and I will give the board what they want, unlike our government lol.
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  8. 12-09-2007, 03:49 PM #8
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    Old school, meet old twat.
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    JOURNEY
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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I've been corrected, critiqued, and ignored, throughout this Coachella Board... And I've taken my share of shit, from more than one hypocrite...
    and yet you stay. people must hate you even more in real life.
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    What's it like being such a spineless, desperate-to-fit-in piece of shit?
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    Default Re: How Did I Survive this Board to 1000 Posts?

    congrats
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  13. 12-10-2007, 09:48 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    and yet you stay. people must hate you even more in real life.
    I stay Tom because this board is so unreal at times. Oh, and also because I take great pride in being a thorn in your side. I'm actually honored.
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    Default Re: How Did I Survive this Board to 1000 Posts?

    Brokendoll isn't a thorn on my side, because that would be unreal.
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****
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    Default Re: How Did I Survive this Board to 1000 Posts?

    I would relate to this thread more if it was titled Why, Dear Lord WHY Did Brokendoll Survive to 1000 Post?
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  16. 12-10-2007, 12:10 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    I would relate to this thread more if it was titled Why, Dear Lord WHY Did Brokendoll Survive to 1000 Post?
    Because, next to every great prick, there is a thorn? I don't know, dammit! Everytime I post, I must wonder to myself, "Will this one get me banned?" Apparently, it takes alot more than just annoying those with issues.
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    I have no problem with Brokendoll. Congrats!
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    Default Re: How Did I Survive this Board to 1000 Posts?

    Thank you fatbastard! As you know, it's been a battle. I just knew there was good on this board and I was right. Is there a smoother route to 2000?
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    I have no problem with Brokendoll. Congrats!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
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    The Journey game for the 26hun was a piece of SHIT. The Journey Escape arcade game on the other hand kicked soooo much ASS! 16 bit Journey tunes ftw...




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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    I have no problem with Brokendoll. Congrats!
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    Default Re: How Did I Survive this Board to 1000 Posts?

    I think the more prudent question is: how did this board survive you to 1000 posts?
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    Default Re: How Did I Survive this Board to 1000 Posts?

    Now, let's turn the tables to surviving to over 4000 posts and ask, "How am I gonna survive when my job starts back up in 2 weeks and I can't stick my worth in here and there?" Christ, this damn message board is like having a drug habit! (Good and Bad.) Is there a 12-step program for a Coachella Message Board Addiction? Maybe I should treat it like a rehab, where you're banned from associating with all things related to the addiction? No, that won't work...I'll miss all the speculating and lineup announcements, dammit! Ahh! Maybe I'll just go on a serious bender for the next 2 weeks and atleast make it to 5000 posts before departing back to the real world...Shit! I seriously need help!
    i just purchased my ticket and i know it's still a year away but oh my gosh i am so freaken excited i'm pissing glitter. :O najahed
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    Kill yourself.
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    Hi Mob.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Luster View Post
    The Journey game for the 26hun was a piece of SHIT. The Journey Escape arcade game on the other hand kicked soooo much ASS! 16 bit Journey tunes ftw...




    You beat me to it! I played the cunt out of that game in the 80's. I love the level where yr keeping the fans away from the band.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    What's it like being such a spineless, desperate-to-fit-in piece of shit?
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    Default Re: How Did I Survive this Board to 1000 Posts?

    So, I never heard the story. Why does everyone hate Broken Doll so much? BD, do you know why you are so hated? I missed what appears to be an entire saga about why you are either ignored or hated.

    Teach me, i'm a noob.
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    She used to post genitalia a lot. Photoshopped-on-board-people genitalia.
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    go fuck yourself amy
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