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    I've been corrected, critiqued, and ignored, throughout this Coachella Board... And I've taken my share of shit, from more than one hypocrite...Lord knows I get nothing done as I read through threads one by one...But the imfo and laughs that I get, make up for most all of the shit...So to all the Coachella Thread hosts...Here's to you with my 1000 Posts! "You are now that much closer to learning the true secrets of the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival Message Board. A secret so devastating it would rock the very foundation of the festival world. Good luck on your journey." <!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

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    you're old school now
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    That should be easy considering my age! Ha,ha,ha!

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    congrats brokendoll ... i must say, you sure got off with a bang on your first 1k ... good luck on the 2k goal ... canx**
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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    "You are now that much closer to learning the true secrets of the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival Message Board. A secret so devastating it would rock the very foundation of the festival world. Good luck on your journey."
    I figured out the true secret embedded in Brokendoll's existence. She came to this board to tell us that Journey is headlining on Friday.







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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    If that's true, then she's even more hell-shaming than I originally thought.
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    The childless 20-something year olds on the board who find a 50 something year old man fucking teenage prostitutes distasteful will probably change the hum of their tune once they produce babies, definitely. That's the missing link.

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    Old school, meet old twat.
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    JOURNEY
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I've been corrected, critiqued, and ignored, throughout this Coachella Board... And I've taken my share of shit, from more than one hypocrite...
    and yet you stay. people must hate you even more in real life.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    congrats
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    I hope noone stab me with belt bucklez while I line dancing so fast in Skoal Tent,please peoplez!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    and yet you stay. people must hate you even more in real life.
    I stay Tom because this board is so unreal at times. Oh, and also because I take great pride in being a thorn in your side. I'm actually honored.

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    Brokendoll isn't a thorn on my side, because that would be unreal.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    I would relate to this thread more if it was titled Why, Dear Lord WHY Did Brokendoll Survive to 1000 Post?
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    I would relate to this thread more if it was titled Why, Dear Lord WHY Did Brokendoll Survive to 1000 Post?
    Because, next to every great prick, there is a thorn? I don't know, dammit! Everytime I post, I must wonder to myself, "Will this one get me banned?" Apparently, it takes alot more than just annoying those with issues.

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    I have no problem with Brokendoll. Congrats!
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    Thank you fatbastard! As you know, it's been a battle. I just knew there was good on this board and I was right. Is there a smoother route to 2000?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    I have no problem with Brokendoll. Congrats!
    Seconded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    JOURNEY
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    Epic...
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    Reviewers who note the size of the crowd are dumb fucks.
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    The Journey game for the 26hun was a piece of SHIT. The Journey Escape arcade game on the other hand kicked soooo much ASS! 16 bit Journey tunes ftw...




    Last edited by Bud Luster; 12-10-2007 at 07:08 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    I have no problem with Brokendoll. Congrats!
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    Seconded.
    just ask her for a blow job already.
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    I think the more prudent question is: how did this board survive you to 1000 posts?
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    Now, let's turn the tables to surviving to over 4000 posts and ask, "How am I gonna survive when my job starts back up in 2 weeks and I can't stick my worth in here and there?" Christ, this damn message board is like having a drug habit! (Good and Bad.) Is there a 12-step program for a Coachella Message Board Addiction? Maybe I should treat it like a rehab, where you're banned from associating with all things related to the addiction? No, that won't work...I'll miss all the speculating and lineup announcements, dammit! Ahh! Maybe I'll just go on a serious bender for the next 2 weeks and atleast make it to 5000 posts before departing back to the real world...Shit! I seriously need help!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Kill yourself.
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    Hi Mob.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Luster View Post
    The Journey game for the 26hun was a piece of SHIT. The Journey Escape arcade game on the other hand kicked soooo much ASS! 16 bit Journey tunes ftw...




    You beat me to it! I played the cunt out of that game in the 80's. I love the level where yr keeping the fans away from the band.
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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    So, I never heard the story. Why does everyone hate Broken Doll so much? BD, do you know why you are so hated? I missed what appears to be an entire saga about why you are either ignored or hated.

    Teach me, i'm a noob.

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    She used to post genitalia a lot. Photoshopped-on-board-people genitalia.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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