So I am flying to Arizona on Wednesday at 9 am for thanksgiving at my dads. Any chance they will serve booze on the hour and a half flight.
Your plane not making it safely to its destination is in my thoughts and prayers.
On a 1.5 hour flight they'll do one beverage service. If you want more, you'll have to get up and hunt down a flight attendant in the back of the plane. They'll be back there reading magazines.
If you want to be classy, bring a flask.
Pocket shots! The brahs love em.
I didn't think about that. Bring an empty flask through security and then fill it up at the airport bar? This could get complicated.
There are non-metal flasks, but oh yeah, now they have that no liquid thing. That's a bitch.
Have you ever been on a plane before?
Just drink in the airport bar.
Make yourself some pot brownies.
I've never seen alcohol bottles for sale in the airport other than in the Duty Free shops. Just buy a couple of drinks when you get your drink service.
Everytime I've flown on Christmas and Christmas Eve its been an open bar.
You can ask for a double, one regular drink of choice and two bottles of liquor each time the stewardess strolls by. Of course they will charge you $10for it but in about an hour and half for $30 you can at least have 3 orders, which will in turn give you a nice buzz before exiting the plane. I do it every time I have to fly to San Francisco, Vegas, or AZ.
I think more to the point here is......You cant wait the 90 minutes for your plane to land to get sauced?
Oh and FYI, if you booze it up at the airport bar before you get on the plane make sure you go to the bathroom before you get on the plane or immediately after you get on the plane. Because once everyone is seated and they start going through the pre-flight stuff its a loooooooooong wait before they get to cruising altitude before you can get up and go to the bathroom. Be warned. I speak from experience.
You know that you can just walk in and take a piss anyway right...
Shaving razors are ok cuz they can't be turned into bombs the way shampoo and conditioner can.
While we're talking about non-frequent flyers..
1) please wear shoes that are easy to take off (translation=flip flops). You WILL NEED to take your shoes off at security and put them in a bin. No one wants to wait for you to unlace your thigh high docs or whatever pain in the ass shoes you are wearing.
2) Get those 3.2oz or less liquids in a clear plastic baggie and GET THE BAGGIE OUT. This will also need to go in a bin. If you don't get it out ahead of time, you'll have to have your bag rerun and, quite possibly, have your bag searched. This will also piss off the people behind you.
3) Girls, go through your purses and make sure you take out your Shout pens, lipglosses, hand sanitizers, lotions, douches, or any other liquids you regularly carry around with you. Forgetting these will ALSO cause a bag search, therefore pissing off the people behind you.