I'd name him Randy.
a dumbtruck, for sure!!
I will not worship false idols.
blas·phe·my /ˈblæsfəmi/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[blas-fuh-mee] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun, plural -mies. 1. impious utterance or action concerning God or sacred things.
2. Judaism. a. an act of cursing or reviling God.
b. pronunciation of the Tetragrammaton (YHVH) in the original, now forbidden manner instead of using a substitute pronunciation such as Adonai.
3. Theology. the crime of assuming to oneself the rights or qualities of God.
4. irreverent behavior toward anything held sacred, priceless, etc.: He uttered blasphemies against life itself.
So, do you call your dick God? Or does it go by another name? Maybe Allah, Yahweh, or Maynard? So what is it's nomenclature?
Is it Blah for short?
Is that an acronym for Big Luscious Appendage Safe for Fucking?
Seems as though you ate something bad, Alma? Was it Randy's dick?
Neo aka "The One"
The Do Gooder
I cant believe theres a thread dedicated to the naming of ones dick but a thread that is about gargling lesbians gets deleted...
Last edited by Mr.Nipples; 11-17-2007 at 07:33 PM. Reason: gargling is a better verb than eating...
dick of doom
dick on demand