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    Blasphemous.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I'd name him Randy.

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    Speaking of which, Gunz, when are you gonna let me blaspheme all up in you? That picture at the pumpkin farm made me all sacrilegious.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    barf.


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    barf.
    I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Speaking of which, Gunz, when are you gonna let me blaspheme all up in you? That picture at the pumpkin farm made me all sacrilegious.
    And this is exactly why I would name him Randy.

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    If you did he would have to be rolling around in a dumbtruck full of pussies. You realize this, right?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    a dumbtruck, for sure!!

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    ... phooey. This is why I shouldn't be halfway through my second bottle of wine midway through the afternoon. Fuck it, I'm not editing it.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Randy, your dick takes the Lord's name in vain?
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    now you guys are really pissing me off. especiall you walrus fucker

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    No, my dick thinks it IS God, you see.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    The amount of thought you've clearly given to this is disturbing.

    Still, if your dick believes that it is God, wouldn't that make it a heretic and not a blasphemer?
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    I will not worship false idols.

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    blas·phe·my /ˈblæsfəmi/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[blas-fuh-mee] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
    –noun, plural -mies. 1. impious utterance or action concerning God or sacred things.
    2. Judaism. a. an act of cursing or reviling God.
    b. pronunciation of the Tetragrammaton (YHVH) in the original, now forbidden manner instead of using a substitute pronunciation such as Adonai.

    3. Theology. the crime of assuming to oneself the rights or qualities of God.
    4. irreverent behavior toward anything held sacred, priceless, etc.: He uttered blasphemies against life itself.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Default Re: The If You Had To Give Your Dick A Name Thread

    So, do you call your dick God? Or does it go by another name? Maybe Allah, Yahweh, or Maynard? So what is it's nomenclature?

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    I call my dick Blasphemous, silly. You're a silly little schoolteacher. Bend over and receive your communion.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Is it Blah for short?

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    Its rap name is Blasf.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Is that an acronym for Big Luscious Appendage Safe for Fucking?

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    baaaaaarf.


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    Seems as though you ate something bad, Alma? Was it Randy's dick?

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    Jim.

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    Neo aka "The One"

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    The Do Gooder
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    The Prsopector. Hands down.
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    The Last Argument Of Kings
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    Thus Spake Zarathustra
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    I met mine at Stub Hub.
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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    I cant believe theres a thread dedicated to the naming of ones dick but a thread that is about gargling lesbians gets deleted...
    Last edited by Mr.Nipples; 11-17-2007 at 07:33 PM. Reason: gargling is a better verb than eating...

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    DOD


    dick of doom
    or
    dick on demand

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