PROGRESSIVE CHRISTIAN RAP-METAL FOR '08

[Boourns]

Because this board doesn't have enough completely idiotic topics!

[drugks Gillespie]

YES. STRYPER reunion for 2008. Get on it Golden Voice. To Hell with the Devil! Seriously.

[Senor Cardgage]

But DC Talk are so very very ill

[gaypalmsprings]

[Ardentbiscuit]

I don't think Stryper could pull it off, they would have to print 60,000 plus of those mini bibles to throw out to Coachella concert goers.

Are they even still religious? They did that one album where they shifted a bit.

[gaypalmsprings]

On the Stryper website. WTF?

April 28th, Atlanta GA
XXXchurch.com (the #1 Christian porn website) and World Impact Wrestling present a night of wrestling, music and debate. Featuring a performance by STRYPER and "The Great Porn Debate" between Craig Gross of XXXchurch and Ron Jeremy, adult porn star.

[drugks Gillespie]

Holy shit! (puns aside) Was that a subscription to "Risen" Magazine? Gaypalmsprings, I think you may have just introduced us to the funniest shit I've ever encountered. This is awesome. Does Maynard have anything to do with this? I almost wonder. And looks like it wouldn't be a reunion after all because Stryper never went away, and yes they are still religious but with porn.




and pro wrestling.

I hope that debate goes up on you tube.

[rage patton]

#1 Christian porn website.... WTF?

Anyways... my vote goes out to POD. I saw them when I was 14 and they KICKED AZZ!!!

[jenniferrrae]

i second the motion for christian rap-metal. and as epic as a porographic stryper would be, i don't think they would make the cut. unless they got fred durst of something to hang out with them for the day

[ayates]

[gratytrainridesagain]

XXXchurch.com (the #1 Christian porn website)

They sell "Jesus Loves Porn Stars" shirts, thought about buying one but don't wanna "support the cause".

[jonnypark]

those shirts are nothing check out these stickers

[betao]

/life.

[rage patton]

^ hahaha

But seriously. Pinkpop gets Alter Bridge this year? Why can't Coachella?

In other news, since Reliant K has played warped tour before, and so have other bands that have played at Coachella, they really should get Reliank K to play I think it would bring a whole new audience to Coachella and that is what Coachella is all about diversity Reliant K has helped evolve warped tour into a much better and friendlier festival it is not as "punk" as it used to be and that is what was holding it bakc Reliant K will break all the boundies that Coachella ia bound by and will provide a path to the future of coachella all in the name of rocking in the name of christ Reliant K for Coachella 08 XOXOXOXOXOXO

[Memorial_07]

^ hahaha

But seriously. Pinkpop gets Alter Bridge this year? Why can't Coachella?

In other news, since Reliant K has played warped tour before, and so have other bands that have played at Coachella, they really should get Reliank K to play I think it would bring a whole new audience to Coachella and that is what Coachella is all about diversity Reliant K has helped evolve warped tour into a much better and friendlier festival it is not as "punk" as it used to be and that is what was holding it bakc Reliant K will break all the boundies that Coachella ia bound by and will provide a path to the future of coachella all in the name of rocking in the name of christ Reliant K for Coachella 08 XOXOXOXOXOXO

Because Alter Bridge sucks.
Reliant K (to my understanding) is atrocious live.
One of the only actually talented bands who have played warped that could play coachella is the Bouncing Souls.
Whom I would absolutely love to see.

[betao]

Because Alter Bridge sucks.
Reliant K (to my understanding) is atrocious live.
One of the only actually talented bands who have played warped that could play coachella is the Bouncing Souls.
Whom I would absolutely love to see.

Relient K is atrocious no matter what. If I want to feel pain equivalent to a fork being shoved in one ear and a sharpened pencil covered in salt and lemon stabbed into my stomach, i'll do it myself.

[Rhymes with "the"]

But DC Talk are so very very ill

aw man that takes me back. lol. I'll pass on the Christians music this year... After the drugs I'll be taking that weekend, I'll be seeing God anyways... and ponies, and talking bunnies...

[PassiveTheory]

Because Alter Bridge sucks.
Reliant K (to my understanding) is atrocious live.
One of the only actually talented bands who have played warped that could play coachella is the Bouncing Souls.
Whom I would absolutely love to see.

Are you really that gullible?... Even I can see the sarcasm evident in Rage's post...

[M Sparks]

Avitar-ed...thanks.