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    Default Wish malcolmjamalawesome a hapfy birfday, bitches!

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    Hapfy Birfday!
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Default Re: Wish malcolmjamalawesome a hapfy birfday, bitches!

    Happy Birthday!

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    Default Re: Wish malcolmjamalawesome a hapfy birfday, bitches!

    HMFBM!!!!
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Default Re: Wish malcolmjamalawesome a hapfy birfday, bitches!

    fuck you.

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    The White Stripes 9/18

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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    is she surfing on that dog?

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    Default Re: Wish malcolmjamalawesome a hapfy birfday, bitches!

    Hahahaha!! MSTRKRFT outta nowhere!!

    Happy birfday

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    Default Re: Wish malcolmjamalawesome a hapfy birfday, bitches!

    hyphy birfday
    I miss Bill Hicks.

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    Default Re: Wish malcolmjamalawesome a hapfy birfday, bitches!

    Thank you everyone, thank you. It's been rave-tastic so far.

    And I wouldn't say MSTRKRFT came out of NOWHERE
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    I REMMEBER THAT SHIRT

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    Default Re: Wish malcolmjamalawesome a hapfy birfday, bitches!

    Happy Birthday!!

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    DAVE WANG: If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

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    Default Re: Wish malcolmjamalawesome a hapfy birfday, bitches!

    I actually looked up Dave Wang's birthday to see when I could wish him one... it's October 20th, so I missed it. Balls.

    Happy birthday to the both of you, belatedly.
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