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    Default Polls-R-Us

    I love polls. I also love poles & Poles.
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    Surveys, weiners, and Polish folk.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    This thread title is hilarious coming from, gaypalmsprings.

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    An Italian, an American, and a Pole were captured by the French for various crimes and are taken to the Guillotine.

    The executioner places the Italian on the block and asks if he has any last words. The Italian replies, "I pray to the Virgin Mary that I may live." They drop the blade it it stops a mere inch above the Italian's neck. Amazed, the French let him go.

    Next, the American is put in position and asked if he has any final words. He replies, "In the name of Jesus Christ, please have mercy." They drop the blade, and again it stops just an inch from the American's neck. In disbelief, they let him go free.

    Then the Pole is placed on the block, and they ask if he has any last words. He says, "Yeah. You've got a knot in your rope."
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    An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak
    with a very long pole and a yardstick. He's standing the pole on its
    end and trying to reach the top of it with his yardstick.
    Seeing the Polak's ignorance, the American wrenches the pole
    out of his hand, lays it on the sidewalk, measures it with the
    yardstick, and says, "There! 10 feet long."
    The Polak grabs the yardstick and shouts, "You idiot American!
    I don't care how long it is! I want to know how high it is!"
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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