Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
Somebody just delivered a giant box to my apartment and I opened it and inside it has an old-timey freestanding popcorn cart. Merry Christmas? What? I guess I have a popcorn cart.
You need to roll that cart over to the bars and sell bags for $5 after the bars close. You are now the popcorn lady. Hello, popcorn lady.
I feel like Milo must have felt when he opened the box with the tollbooth. It doesn't even say who it's from.
"All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."
— Faxman75, who has clearly had enough
6/15/14 Failure - Glasshouse // 7/9/14 Cloud Nothings/Metz - Roxy
7/16/14 Planes Mistaken For Stars - Echo // 8/23-24/14 FYF Fest - Expo Park //8/25/14 Nine Inch Nails - Hollywood Bowl // 9/12-14/14 Riotfest - Humboldt Park, Chicago, IL
9/18/14 Neutral Milk Hotel - Hollywood Bowl
well, maybe not literally. at one point he sounds wasted and then there is an obvious cut where he maybe sobered up? it's pretty funny. and he only does a small amount of narration...which i was kinda happy about, not the easiest to listen to for extended times. the rest is johnny depp and some british guy.
Hhaaa noted. Now I really have to get the audiobook. Checking the library right now.
it's available via torrent sites, too...if you swing that way.
Heh, I always forget about those sorts of options.
i got it off of:
Hahaaaa. No seriously wtf. Who sent you that? Who WOULD send you that? Do you have any relatives with a quirky sense of gifting humor?
Aunt and uncle. I got a call a bit ago saying it was from them and that I'm "hard to buy for but they know I like popcorn."
You should consider setting up a sister business to the Ice Cream Man.
The bosses at my work bought these for all the ladies and gave them to us at the Christmas party tonight. Practical weaponry. Random, but awesome. I love my job.
My name is Becca. Hi.
I need ideas for gifts for my parents and my fiancee's parents.
As most of you know, I am getting married next year. My mom is a very sentimental person and the past few weeks she has been "Last Christimas with my son at home" *waterworks* kind of deal. My fiancee's dad is the same kind of way with her. So, we want to get them a gift that says "Yes, we are leaving your guys' home, but we aren't leaving you."
We had the idea of putting together a photo album/scrapbook kind of thing through Kodak online. We upload the pics, create the book online and they mail it to us. But the deadline for that was two days ago... so there goes that idea.
This is where I need your guys' help. Have any ideas?
Order deadline: December 19