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    Default The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    Statistically speaking, if you're going to be murdered, chances are it's going to be by a member of your family on Christmas day.

    If you're lucky enough not to wake up dead, dismembered, and draped with tinsel, those of you with loved ones might have a few gifts to give. And let's be honest here. Nobody wants a fruitcake. Unless Alma made it, but she's got better things to do than to make fruitcake for you people.

    So here is a thread where you can ask other people for help with gifts. Or holiday things in general. Or you can complain about all TV commercials having that same goddamn jingle bell backing track. I don't really care. As soon as I hit submit new thread, this is out of my hands.

    Ready? Go.




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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    I don't like that it's already Christmas but it's not even Thanksgiving yet.
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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    I don't like that my dryer squeals when I dry my clothes, but I've come to accept it.

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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    I agree with Corinna. It can't be the holiday season until after Thanksgiving. Let's slow down people.

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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    Thanksgiving is a holiday. As was Halloween.

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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    I meant the Christmas season. No need to get all up in my grill, yo.

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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    You're on the naughty list.

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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    I checked.

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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    Twice.

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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    One can start thinking about gifts before the official start of the season.
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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    I don't like that you squeal when I clothe my dryer, but I've come to accept it.
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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    What I really mean is that it'd be better if I started early to so as to not get all stressed when I can't think of anything a month from now.
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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    I start early as well. I make a good portion of my gifts, and that takes time. And it's not so much of a financial impact if you spread it out a bit.

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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    Just because it's not christmas time yet doesn't mean it's not prime plotting time. It's around now that folks are getting their names for secret santa (at work) and my family has passed out names for our own secret santa (it's like pretending to be strangers).

    This year's the first time we've done this, and I got my only boy cousin. The problem is that he's 17 and ... a boy. And also 17. And lives in Illinois as a hobby, I think. So what do you get for a 17 yr old boy for under $30?


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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    Weed.
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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    Cheap hooker. Or three REALLY cheap hookers.

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    A six pack of beer and some condoms.
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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    Wow this thread really does work. And how!
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    We deliver.
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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    How about a pair of tickets to a show you think he'd like at an all-ages venue? Something not too high-profile, so the pair would be affordable.

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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    As much as I'm sure he'd enjoy that, I don't know how I'd feel about giving him those things in front of the whole family. And anyway, how do you keep 3 hookers alive in a box without punching holes in it? The holes would give it away immediately.


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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    Gas card, if he drives. That's actually useful.
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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    Oh also the shows idea would be cool, except that his dad's a musician so he sees whoever he wants for free. I guess I should have mentioned that. Hmm.


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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    Also I have no idea if he drives in Illinois or not.


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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    Quote Originally Posted by thefunkylama View Post
    And anyway, how do you keep 3 hookers alive in a box without punching holes in it? The holes would give it away immediately.
    Since when are hookers the only gifts that need to be aerated?
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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    Quote Originally Posted by thefunkylama View Post
    And anyway, how do you keep 3 hookers alive in a box without punching holes in it? The holes would give it away immediately.
    Check your PM.
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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    Thanksgiving was last month... you're all crazy.

    I have already picked out my present for my girlfriend this year. I have set the bar high for myself, not to brag, so I was kind of worried about this year. But I know now. She will like it. I would say what it is... but she might be lurking this board...
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    I took my niece this year and it was her first Coachella. It was so fun to see it through her eyes. She thought it felt like a magical scene from Shreck. The one where all the fairy tale creatures meet for the first time in Shreck's swamp.

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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    i could use a maid, even if just once
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    Default Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    I don't know what to get my girlfriend. I was thinking a mandolin, so I could take it afterwards because she doesn't play it and then I could have a mandolin.

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    that is such text book 'guy'. get her some tools too.
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