Tell Me Why You're Not An Asshole

[Yablonowitz]

Many people don't think they are assholes, when they really are. I want everyone here to explain to me why they aren't an asshole. I will then determine if you are, in fact, a genuine asshole.

[jackstraw94086]

you start us off.

[psychic friend]

im an asshole i have no defense. what's your excuse mr. fall out boy fan?

[Bosco]

of course everyone is an asshole.....everyones got one

[Hannahrain]

I'm an asshole. I've come to terms with it.

[full on idle]

I love you Yablonowitz.

[goodgrl]

I am not an asshole.
Must admit though... I am full of shit!
With a bit of cunt on the side.

[full on idle]

Plus I always say excuse me.

[full on idle]

I am not an asshole.
Must admit though... I am full of shit!
With a bit of cunt on the side.

no, you're pretty much just an asshole.

[full on idle]

excuse me

[full on idle]

see?

[menikmati]

i'm timid

[All That I Am]

I know I'm an asshole cause today i waved at a one armed guy carrying groceries.

[schoolofruckus]

I always turn down charities unless they offer me a prize in return for a donation, and this morning I flipped off an old woman driving to Country Kitchen Buffet right as I was cutting her off and talking on my cell phone.

Draw your own conclusion.

[mvanwinkle]

I know I'm an asshole cause today i waved at a one armed guy carrying groceries.

hahah. i have a story. i wish i was there but i had to hear this second hand from a friend who was. ok so the junior college near my town their was this girl. and it was one of those days where it was 100 something outside. and the girl was in a wheel chair and wearing leather and really fat like apparently she was a beast. she got so sweaty cause she was dressed in leather that she slips out of her wheel chair and is on the ground yelling with her chubby t-rex arms flapping in the air and could not push her self up. and five people had to lift her up. every time i see some one in a wheel chair or leather i laugh- that is why i am not an asshole

[RotationSlimWang]

Listen Yabs, my family perfected assholedom. If anybody's deigning the subjects with that title, it ain't fucking you.



BACK THE FUCK UP OFF MY KOOL-AID, MOTHERFUCKER.

[bmack86]

I'm probably an asshole, even though today I paid for a ticket to Of Montreal so that my friend whose grandmother died a week ago could go for free and I fell into a bush so that a blind girl in a hurry wouldn't trip over me. But I also make fun of people for just about anything. Like the overrocker with a faux hawk in front of me tonight. He looked dumb, and I laughed.

[keriann]

Where is the youtube video?

[tessalasset]

YABLONOWITZ!!!!!!

[suprefan]

Everyone thinks I am, but I am really nice in real life.





P.S. Delta deserved to be banned, I dont, I actually contribute nicely to the board.

[tessalasset]

i can attest to his niceness in real life. chris you come across kinda douchey *sometimes on the board but you're totally chill in real life.

[bmack86]

I will second that. Chris is a very nice guy in real life.

[RotationSlimWang]

Being an asshole has nothing to do with whether you're actually a nice person.

[crazzz2007]

since when does real life matter? we are in the internetz.

[Ill_Eagle]

I'm not Yablo.

[RotationSlimWang]

Wait a minute--the internet isn't real life?








Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[Cpt. Funkaho]

I'm not an asshole because I post topical videos all up in your thread.

Really I don't care that much whether or not you think I'm an asshole, Yablo... but I won't go out of my way to be one, if that's any consolation.

[gaypalmsprings]

[xbnmx]

Listen Yabs, my family perfected assholedom. If anybody's deigning the subjects with that title, it ain't fucking you.



BACK THE FUCK UP OFF MY KOOL-AID, MOTHERFUCKER.

All hail the king of douchebagery and substance abuse.

[RotationSlimWang]

All hail the king of douchebagery and substance abuse.

Hating on me for the drugs I do is so six months ago's topic for shitheads to drag from thread to thread. In fact, discussing it at all is beating a dead horse that nobody gave a fuck about to begin with. Get over it and yourself.