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    so im on my lunch brake watching cops and they're in a court(street, not building) with this fat lady with short hair, big ass floppy tits and no bra. she is crying about the guy she's with being verbally abusive....

    cop: how long have you been together?

    lady: 13 years.

    cop: why did you stay with him?

    lady: i thought things would get different.

    sometimes i dont know if this show is funny or depressing.

    anyone enjoy this show like i do? discuss.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Quote Originally Posted by breakjaw View Post
    I hope noone stab me with belt bucklez while I line dancing so fast in Skoal Tent,please peoplez!

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    Shut the fuck up.

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    post something new.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Post something funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by breakjaw View Post
    I hope noone stab me with belt bucklez while I line dancing so fast in Skoal Tent,please peoplez!

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    Post something funny.


    hahahhaha
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    That is pretty funny.

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    BUUGGG
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


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    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    That is pretty funny.
    took me a second to find it. who is it? bug? i thought it was you, j?
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Wheres my pants
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    How many aliases do you have?

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    just one. but my question still stands. "is it considered an alias if you're bipolar?"
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by caco0283 View Post
    Wheres my pants
    i asked you if your address was the same. you never got back to me. they are packed up and ready to go. i wasnt sure if you moved considering gang members may be looking for you.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    + 1

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    same addy
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    going in the mailbox later tonight, will be leaving town tomorrow.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeltaSigChi4 View Post
    + 1

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    for what and for whom?
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    oh my dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    my ho dog.
    haha
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    WTF LA?! you(r) cops down there are fucking crazy.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Watching "Cops" in jail was some of the most fun I've ever had; nothing is more ironic than watching incarcerated men laugh/talk shit to people getting arrested on TV. I fucking love "Cops".
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    guy deserved a nice kick, did you see the chase he was involved in? fuck him. saw closeups of the 2 guys in the back of the cop car. nice fucking face tattoos, those red lips on the forehead and cheek are pretty. trash. cop will probably be reprimanded, too, unfortunately.
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    dirtbag got off lucky...especially in la.

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    while i agree the dude is an ass hat, by no means do i think he should have gotten kicked in the face, but thats a thin line for me. had the cops been forced to take him down, i would totally look the other way. but considering the guy got down when cops werent even in view of the camera, then he gets kicked, i just think thats wrong. abuse of power and he should be reprimanded.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Cops is so entertaining... I have seen a few where some idiot tries to call the police for being ripped off in a drug deal... SO FUNNY...

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    i like the christmas episode where the mom takes the daughter to go turn some tricks and get some crack. then the daughter gets arrested and starts crying to the cops and her mom. "ill go to rehab, i promise." hahaha. mind you, she'd already gone like 3 times.

    Merry Christmas Mom.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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