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    I just killed a man with my bare hands. I saw him across the street, panhandling, so I walked over there, wrapped my hamhocks around his grubby stem and crushed the So Called Life out of him. He was about 5'11", caucasian, and he smelled like urine. I'm currently driving away in a maroon Ford Capri.

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    Quick, give me your license plate number so I can write it down.
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    I was waiting for someone to break down this bullshit taboo against premeditated murder.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    dude you better watch it, the cops troll these highly popular music boards regularly looking for perps.
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    hahaha. im in a lab at school and i laughed so loud right now. and everyone looked at me and i had to apologize to the class. way to own up on king.
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    This is transparently false. Everyone knows it was marketed as the Mercury Capri in the US.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Pot

    keep yer murder in the PMs pleez
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    You guys are fascists basically. Fascists who hate murder and freedom.

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    pretty much, yup.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Isn't there a way that we can murder our way to freedom already? Let's get those fucking eggheads to work on THAT already.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Default Re: What? We can't talk about premeditated murder?

    Did he look like a broke ass GI Joe?

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    When you criminalize murder only murder will have criminals.

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    Criminalizing murder only affects those who follow the law.

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    Delta, shouldn't you be trying to resell murders while it's still legal?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    *logs onto eBay*

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    I quell my guilty conscience about the murders I premeditate by showing up and supporting live murders in my community. But I certainly wouldn't discuss my premeditations here. That's just tacky.

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    Could someone upload a gun to sendspace for me? I swear I already own one, I just want another copy.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I just picked this up at a live murder event:


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    Is it American Apparel?

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    That shirt looks photoshopped, I don't buy it.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Default Re: What? We can't talk about premeditated murder?

    Im sad that I dont get to videotape or record many of the murders I witness.

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    just turn around yer Mom's webcam so it's pointed at the cage
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    Default Re: What? We can't talk about premeditated murder?

    I have this awesome bootleg of me killing a guy the other night. There's some annoying crowd noise, like his girlfriend screaming, crying, and begging me to stop stabbing the dude in the face repeatedly? It was really drowning out the awesome juicy noises the knife was making, so I knocked the lower half of her jaw off with a hammer and fucked what was left of her face.

    The rest of the recording is great.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    just turn around yer Mom's webcam so it's pointed at the cage

    Your mom would be so mad if I did that. She told me she didnt want her pic on the netz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    I just killed a man with my bare hands. I saw him across the street, panhandling, so I walked over there, wrapped my hamhocks around his grubby stem and crushed the So Called Life out of him. He was about 5'11", caucasian, and he smelled like urine. I'm currently driving away in a maroon Ford Capri.
    Uh. PM? Ever heard of it? People use them all the time. Its not that hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingsblend420 View Post
    Uh. PM? Ever heard of it? People use them all the time. Its not that hard.
    I had a hard PM this morning. Maybe I should PM more often.
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    Default Re: What? We can't talk about premeditated murder?

    Bug is a cop?
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    I had a hard PM this morning. Maybe I should PM more often.
    dont you mean DP?

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