Pumpkin voting.

[thefunkylama]

3 looks manufactured? I don't see that.

[thefunkylama]

also #1 is pumpkin awesome.

[fatbastard]

It looks like one of those designs from a template.

[thefunkylama]

oooh. Well so does number 2, really.

[miscorrections]

number 1 does not look like a pre-packaged template. number 1 looks like someone drew a template and then put it on the computer and printed it out and traced it onto the pumpkin and then carved it painstakingly with an xacto knife. don't you think?

[luckyface]

#3 looks like a llama doing an impression of "serious cat".

[thefunkylama]

Dude. It is clearly a vampire. Look. It has a sharp, pointy teeth.

[Cpt. Funkaho]

2. is better but that crappy salt shaker lowers my opinion.

That salt shaker says "people who live in glass houses, fatbastard..."

Dude. It is clearly a vampire. Look. It has a sharp, pointy teeth.

Wow, didn't notice that. Awesome. You have my vote.

[samiksha]

go unicorn, go!

[miscorrections]

It's not going to make it. Fact.

[dontfeedthebird]

I vote for Charlee.

And for those too lazy to look it up:

Rule two: Don't steal pictures from the internet and say they are yours. To make sure I know you're really the one who took the picture, put a salt or pepper shaker in the picture with your pumpkin. I know. It's weird. But it's something you all have at home, and something that isn't likely to be in all the pumpkin pics floating around on the net.

[bug on your lip]

Dude. It is clearly a vampire. Look. It has a sharp, pointy teeth.

hahahaha, that pissed Horse was supposed to be a vampire !?!?!?

[thefunkylama]

well i dunno. it has a sharp pointy tooth so I took it as a pissed vampire horse.

I mean, you'd be pissed too if you were a horse that was also a vampire.

[marooko]

well i dunno. it has a sharp pointy tooth so I took it as a pissed vampire horse.

I mean, you'd be pissed too if you were a horse that was also a vampire.

that kept being called a llama.

[thefunkylama]

llama, horse, whatev.

[Hannahrain]

The pumpkins belonged to Miscorrections, Cpt. Funkaho, Thefunkylama, and Mountmccabe, respectively.

Congratulations, Alma. You can has victory.

[J~$$$]

I vote for Charlee.

And for those too lazy to look it up:

Rule two: Don't steal pictures from the internet and say they are yours. To make sure I know you're really the one who took the picture, put a salt or pepper shaker in the picture with your pumpkin. I know. It's weird. But it's something you all have at home, and something that isn't likely to be in all the pumpkin pics floating around on the net.

Its not Charlie, its Feathers, oooooo...Cadillac, or Tom Cruise. Give it up. Unicorn Planet...HEYYYYYYYY!

[thefunkylama]

yeah it's a llama.

also I made the pattern from a photograph of a llama that was significantly friendlier in looks, but which was about to devour a small child. I made a template on my computer, made it look like an angry horse with a moustache and a sharp pointy tooth, and then carved. It took for freaking ever. Thank you, board.

[miscorrections]

re: unicorn pumpkin

what's with the light? i've never seen a pumpkin look like that.

I think it's just the picture. I had to take it with my phone, because my regular camera was uncharged. It could also be due to the fact that instead of just carving the shape and leaving it like that I cut the inner thickness on a diagonal so it wouldn't show and there would only be the outline with no depth. And used three tea lights for illumination.

[marooko]

llama, horse, whatev.

considering ligers are real, do you think this might be a llorse?

miscorrections, i didnt realize your unicorn was chillin on top of the pumpkin, that may have swayed my vote had i been more attentive before voting.

[miscorrections]

I kind of had to do that. My pumpkin, for some stupid reason, didn't have a graspable stem, so I sort of had to improvise to enable future lid removal.

[bleep]

i kinda assumed that pig in the Mangry Horse pumpkin was some kind of kitschy salt shaker

thats what the fuck that is. ive looked at that like 10 times today and couldnt make out what it was.

it's a pepper ball grinder. yeah, kind of lame that i know that.
all the pumpkins are impressive.

[mountmccabe]

Yay, congratulations Alma.

And I really liked your entries too, mis and Cpt. And thank you everyone for not making too much fun of mine.

And yay Hannah for starting/running/finishing the contest. In a reasonable amount of time, even!

[thefunkylama]

Actually John, I thought yours was very clever. Corinna and Funkaho did really well on their pumpkins too, and it was an honor to compete with you.

As for the pig in my pumpkin: it is, in fact, a squeeze ball salt grinder for sea salt. I didn't notice that it looked like a pig until Bug said so and now I see it whenever I look at it. And yes, I have the matching pepper mill.

[gaypalmsprings]

man, we need to have the pumpkin poll again.

[justinaqui]

Mine is on the left.

[gaypalmsprings]

[justinaqui]

Shit, my image didn't work.

[BROKENDOLL]

I bought 2 pumpkins the other day.
I actually just wanted them for their guts, but I could get creative about it if necessary.